Don't forget to hire a bartender.
Heh, amych!
Keep me posted, smonster!
Ugh, I love my new job, but I totally want to crawl back in bed and sleep for a few more hours.
Anyone have a handy time-pocket?
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Dec 14, 2010 2:23:51 am PST #10972 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ginger - Dec 14, 2010 3:47:56 am PST #10973 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Ironic that he chose to say it with poo.
At least he didn't fling it at you.
erikaj - Dec 14, 2010 4:33:13 am PST #10974 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Of course, that was a quote from Chris Rock, Windsparrow. But it's totally funny. My mother says she used to think teachers were smarter before she worked in a high school(of course, her supervisor is a Glenn Beck fan)ETA: Writing teachers hate all genres...I kept my crime-fiction thing on the down-low for a very long time. I actually hoped I'd get over it, but really? No such luck. I think they are trying to teach you to look inside your life for stories, but some might just be snobbish dicks as well.
Hil R. - Dec 14, 2010 5:43:23 am PST #10975 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I need to stop reading Rate My Professors. There are now two reviews up that say that I'm difficult to understand because of my lisp.
Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2010 6:00:57 am PST #10976 of 30000
brillig
I had a teacher in college who quite liked the SF story I showed him. College writing is weird, though, because I got a C in Freshman Comp and an A+ in Advanced Comp. I think the Freshman Comp teacher was more looking for people who could follow instructions on organizing information rather than fiction writers.
Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:09:03 am PST #10977 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2010 6:25:50 am PST #10978 of 30000
brillig
Two words: Roller Derby.
Unfortunately I have two words against that: bad knees. I wrecked the left one learning bad ways to roller skate back when I was a kid, when roller skates were the heavy, four-cornered things, and my knee didn't like the twisting.
Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:38:14 am PST #10979 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm shocked at how well my knees are both doing. I had surgery on both in college. Mine are actually better! Mostly because the derby stance is basically a squat and my ass and quads are getting into shape, which helps my knees stabilize. It's pretty low-impact (with the exception of the falls). We do yoga as a team for off-skate practice which helps keep us limber.
Derby skates are a lot better than the high-boot figure skates for maneuvering.
smonster - Dec 14, 2010 7:29:01 am PST #10980 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Silver lining of working out in the cold - my face doesn't itch.
Spidra Webster - Dec 14, 2010 7:53:29 am PST #10981 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Yay?