Send strippers.
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Send a pet rock... that's been embedded in glass and sterilized in an autoclave.
Stand outside the window and wave?
The glass could break. There could be shards.
This does remind me of when my friend broke his leg and was in the hospital. We tore the insides out of some computer magazines and filled them with seriously raunchy porn. It took him 3 days before he opened them. His wife didn't see the humor.
Latex balloons are also a problem for those with allergies.
What did they use for ballons in Little House on the Prairie? Pig bladders or something?
Nah, probably not kosher.
Sheep's bladder would be kosher, but also technically a biohazard.
Sheep's bladder would be kosher, but also technically a biohazard.
Especially if still lodged within the sheep.
Especially if still lodged within the sheep.
But on the plus side: Flying sheep!
(Don't tell Harold.)