Also balloons kill turtles. Send a card!
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Sep 03, 2010 5:01:44 am PDT #1092 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hil R. - Sep 03, 2010 5:02:13 am PDT #1093 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The latex ones shouldn't be let loose outside, either, because when they deflate, animals can choke on them.
Ginger - Sep 03, 2010 5:03:40 am PDT #1094 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Send a card made of post-consumer recycled paper with soy ink!
Hil R. - Sep 03, 2010 5:05:16 am PDT #1095 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Send one of those plantable cards! The ones with seeds embedded in the paper, so that you can put the whole card in some soil and water it and flowers will grow!
Wait. We started this with the problems with flowers. Hmm.
Jessica - Sep 03, 2010 5:09:20 am PDT #1096 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wait. We started this with the problems with flowers. Hmm.
NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
WindSparrow - Sep 03, 2010 5:10:40 am PDT #1097 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Send some mossy rocks?
Jessica - Sep 03, 2010 5:13:02 am PDT #1098 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I bet those placenta teddy bears are hypoallergenic and environmentally friendly...
Laura - Sep 03, 2010 5:13:18 am PDT #1099 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Send strippers.
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 5:14:03 am PDT #1100 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Send a pet rock... that's been embedded in glass and sterilized in an autoclave.
brenda m - Sep 03, 2010 5:15:26 am PDT #1101 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Stand outside the window and wave?