Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Jun 25, 2010 7:04:39 pm PDT #9040 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda says: I like vampires.

David: But vampires are bad.

Matilda: No, I only like good vampires. (pondering) I want a unicorn vampire.


Kat - Jun 25, 2010 7:08:48 pm PDT #9041 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is there a difference between a unicorn vampire and a vampire unicorn?


SuziQ - Jun 25, 2010 7:12:12 pm PDT #9042 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

According to CJ, a vampire unicorn is a unicorn who has been vamped, while a unicorn vampire is only a wanna be.


Kat - Jun 25, 2010 7:13:47 pm PDT #9043 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So, vampire unicorn is infinitely cooler?

I mean, does cooler even apply in this schema?

WAIT. A unicorn vampire is a vampire that has been turned into a sweet nonthreatening plush pet. Like Angel. or Spike. Or Edward Cullen. And yes, I just drew a comparison between Angel and Edward. I went there. Get over it.


Atropa - Jun 25, 2010 7:40:04 pm PDT #9044 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And yes, I just drew a comparison between Angel and Edward. I went there. Get over it.

And I love you for it.

Matilda says: I like vampires.

David: But vampires are bad.

THAT IS THE POINT. Everybody, time to watch 30 Days of Night!


sarameg - Jun 25, 2010 7:46:37 pm PDT #9045 of 30001

Skipping like mad. Made my mom wicked strong mojitos after a lovely day spent mostly up in the mountains. Retirement party for one of my dad's hires ( found out his is the 14th from the office mgr. Grr. DAD! I'll be missing but my brother hopes to come down as a surprise!)

Beat the crap out of the nephew at marathon sessions of UNO. Weirded people out that I knew the site before it existed ( kinda flattering to point out that you are old enough to remember a now 25 year op project and gee, that makes you almost 35 and that is surprising.) Had animal adventures, got way up high in the sky.

May even go swimming early tomorrow if the mojitos and current photo downloads don't do me in.

God, I LOVE the high desert. It smells so fucking good here. You can see for forever. My skin loves it.

Why is it I can't find it as home? Baltimore is home. It stinks when it rains. There are no mountains. It's humid. But I love it. I've always had my 'hood. I can't imagine living here, as much as I love it and it pulls at me. I look around and know I'm in love and yet..it's not where I am to be. My home in the east is.

I don't get it.


Burrell - Jun 25, 2010 7:52:06 pm PDT #9046 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I hope Stephanie Meyers never overhears this conversation, or there'll be another Twilight book for sure, and it will have vampire unicorns in it. Or unicorn vampire unicorns? I'm confused.

Isaac used to have an imaginary playmate named Davos the vampire superhero. His father was a bat and his mother was a monster.


bon bon - Jun 25, 2010 7:52:24 pm PDT #9047 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The incredibly ridiculous-looking toughest fighter in the world: [link]


Kristen - Jun 25, 2010 7:56:32 pm PDT #9048 of 30001

I hope Stephanie Meyers never overhears this conversation, or there'll be another Twilight book for sure, and it will have vampire unicorns in it. Or unicorn vampire unicorns? I'm confused.

A unicorn vampire SLAYER. Now that would be awesome.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2010 7:57:18 pm PDT #9049 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Isaac used to have an imaginary playmate named Davos the vampire superhero. His father was a bat and his mother was a monster.

I haven't read the Twilight books, but I would TOTALLY read about Davos. IJS.