I hope Stephanie Meyers never overhears this conversation, or there'll be another Twilight book for sure, and it will have vampire unicorns in it. Or unicorn vampire unicorns? I'm confused.

Isaac used to have an imaginary playmate named Davos the vampire superhero. His father was a bat and his mother was a monster.

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I hope Stephanie Meyers never overhears this conversation, or there'll be another Twilight book for sure, and it will have vampire unicorns in it. Or unicorn vampire unicorns? I'm confused.

A unicorn vampire SLAYER. Now that would be awesome.

Isaac used to have an imaginary playmate named Davos the vampire superhero. His father was a bat and his mother was a monster.

I haven't read the Twilight books, but I would TOTALLY read about Davos. IJS.

Would a unicorn vampire slayer be a vampire slayer who is a unicorn or a slayer who slays vampire unicorns?

How are devilled eggs lazy? Aren't they a pain to make? Is there a great takeout devilled egg place?

I put my dress in the closet, did not throw a fit at the flight attendant, and at the end, there was like one coat in there. But she turned out to be a bitch to my seatmate also (why would he need to wait by row 6 to use the bathroom?? The pilot wasn't in there, no one else was waiting, he can't wait in the aisle by his own row, 3? You have to throw a fit at him and have a talk??)

when I pulled the dress out at the end, several other female passengers were all "oooh, are you going to a wedding??". I had no idea that would create awws.

Would a unicorn vampire slayer be a vampire slayer who is a unicorn or a slayer who slays vampire unicorns?

The former. That magical horn is just begging to be a vampire slaying weapon.

A unicorn vampire SLAYER. Now that would be awesome.

hee!

I haven't read the Twilight books, but I would TOTALLY read about Davos. IJS.

Davos was pretty great. Of course, Isaac's narrative skills were a bit undeveloped at that point. He mostly just told me of Davos parentage over and over.

He also used to tell me about his (Isaac that is) pet germ. Evidently it was quite tame. Isaac could let it climb in him mouth and eat the food off his teeth.

How are devilled eggs lazy? Aren't they a pain to make?

Once you've got boiled eggs it takes about five minutes to make devilled eggs. I literally made them before JZ had finished up a handful of chips and salsa.

The incredibly ridiculous-looking toughest fighter in the world:

They have a cave troll.

They have a cave troll.

Heh. Right?

Give him a club.