I probably should have done some dumb stuff in order to get laid, but when push came to shove...well, it didn't.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2010 11:35:59 am PDT #8984 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Jun 25, 2010 11:37:46 am PDT #8985 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Whyfor?
Because if you paraphrase, the conversation went:
Hec: Yes, we will be at Sunday's brunch. pssst, It's JZ's birthday
JZ: Actually, it will be my dad's birthday; mine is Sunday.
Me: So is the brunch
JZ: I KNOW! BRUNCH!!!
But then Hec cleared it up.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2010 11:47:13 am PDT #8986 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have appropriate fail today.
My skirt is too short, and my co-worker directed me to a NSFW video.
Okay, the video was geeky and funny, but sex scene, dude! Hello!
Double fail for the day.
Lee - Jun 25, 2010 11:54:29 am PDT #8987 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am also having a fail day.
The antibiotics I'm taking are messing up my system, and two different people have now sent me emails that they meant to send to someone else named Lee, both of which wanted the other Lee to answer questions that just made no sense to this Lee.
Kathy A - Jun 25, 2010 11:55:34 am PDT #8988 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I picked up my Amazon deliveries at the apartment manager's office on my way into work this morning, and now I have to stay here another 90 minutes or so. I've already listened to my CD purchases, and am anxiously looking at my three books 'cause I want to read them instead of working.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2010 12:00:15 pm PDT #8989 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
two different people have now sent me emails that they meant to send to someone else named Lee, both of which wanted the other Lee to answer questions that just made no sense to this Lee.
I now work with an Eda. It's driving me batshit. I'd hope it'd get people to pronounce my name correctly, but honestly, I can't afford to turn my mispronunciation radar off. Plus? IT director's name is one consonant off the mispronunciation, and there's another woman I deal with weekly whose name is one consonant off mine too.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT, DAMMIT.
Also, please, boss, get some free time. I'm leaving in an hour, and we need to have this discussion before Monday.
Perkins--no abscess, though, right?
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2010 12:10:22 pm PDT #8990 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just went to Burger King. They have life-size pictures of characters from the Twilight: Eclipse movie stuck to the doors.
Lee - Jun 25, 2010 12:12:04 pm PDT #8991 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Perkins--no abscess, though, right?
Probably not. I have a dentist appointment next week to make sure.
Amy - Jun 25, 2010 12:13:51 pm PDT #8992 of 30001
Because books.
I'm sitting here with hair color on my head, painting my toenails, and the various fumes aren't even making me high.
Also, my head itches.
Kathy A - Jun 25, 2010 12:16:30 pm PDT #8993 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Is it naptime yet? I can't stop yawning.