two different people have now sent me emails that they meant to send to someone else named Lee, both of which wanted the other Lee to answer questions that just made no sense to this Lee.

I now work with an Eda. It's driving me batshit. I'd hope it'd get people to pronounce my name correctly, but honestly, I can't afford to turn my mispronunciation radar off. Plus? IT director's name is one consonant off the mispronunciation, and there's another woman I deal with weekly whose name is one consonant off mine too.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT, DAMMIT.

Also, please, boss, get some free time. I'm leaving in an hour, and we need to have this discussion before Monday.

Perkins--no abscess, though, right?

I just went to Burger King. They have life-size pictures of characters from the Twilight: Eclipse movie stuck to the doors.

Perkins--no abscess, though, right?

Probably not. I have a dentist appointment next week to make sure.

I'm sitting here with hair color on my head, painting my toenails, and the various fumes aren't even making me high.

Also, my head itches.

Is it naptime yet? I can't stop yawning.

I had a bathing suit fail today. My suit from last year (adorable Ann Cole red polka dot one piece) not only doesn't really fit (weird bagging) but also has thinned out in two circles on the front.

Does this mean I can buy this one now? [link]

Also, hotel desk? Please send a crib NOW as we have waited for 3 hours for one already.

Boss! Come back to your desk!

Kat, I suggest you buy that either way.

OMG Kat, I think you just found my next suit.

I am having blood sugar fail, to be remedied right now by spanikopita and orange blossom sweet tea. The latter of which, btw, may actually be the nectar of the gods.

Overstock has the suit I posted in red for $70 but only in size 12, 14 and 4.

Aiiee. Just almost sat down in boss's office to talk to him and got booted by another PM. And the developer who should be in on the conversation is elsewhere. PEOPLE! Conform to my needs!