Whyfor?

Because if you paraphrase, the conversation went:

Hec: Yes, we will be at Sunday's brunch. pssst, It's JZ's birthday

JZ: Actually, it will be my dad's birthday; mine is Sunday.

Me: So is the brunch

JZ: I KNOW! BRUNCH!!!

But then Hec cleared it up.

I have appropriate fail today.

My skirt is too short, and my co-worker directed me to a NSFW video.

Okay, the video was geeky and funny, but sex scene, dude! Hello!

Double fail for the day.

I am also having a fail day.

The antibiotics I'm taking are messing up my system, and two different people have now sent me emails that they meant to send to someone else named Lee, both of which wanted the other Lee to answer questions that just made no sense to this Lee.

I picked up my Amazon deliveries at the apartment manager's office on my way into work this morning, and now I have to stay here another 90 minutes or so. I've already listened to my CD purchases, and am anxiously looking at my three books 'cause I want to read them instead of working.

two different people have now sent me emails that they meant to send to someone else named Lee, both of which wanted the other Lee to answer questions that just made no sense to this Lee.

I now work with an Eda. It's driving me batshit. I'd hope it'd get people to pronounce my name correctly, but honestly, I can't afford to turn my mispronunciation radar off. Plus? IT director's name is one consonant off the mispronunciation, and there's another woman I deal with weekly whose name is one consonant off mine too.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT, DAMMIT.

Also, please, boss, get some free time. I'm leaving in an hour, and we need to have this discussion before Monday.

Perkins--no abscess, though, right?

I just went to Burger King. They have life-size pictures of characters from the Twilight: Eclipse movie stuck to the doors.

Perkins--no abscess, though, right?

Probably not. I have a dentist appointment next week to make sure.

I'm sitting here with hair color on my head, painting my toenails, and the various fumes aren't even making me high.

Also, my head itches.

Is it naptime yet? I can't stop yawning.

I had a bathing suit fail today. My suit from last year (adorable Ann Cole red polka dot one piece) not only doesn't really fit (weird bagging) but also has thinned out in two circles on the front.

Does this mean I can buy this one now? [link]

Also, hotel desk? Please send a crib NOW as we have waited for 3 hours for one already.