Today's xkcd is fun: Adjectives
Subtitled "Frequency with which various adjectives are intensified with obscenities"
Did you know people hardly ever say "Kafkaesque as shit" but do say "Fucking Kafkaesque" much more frequently?
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:07:34 am PDT #26252 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 6:20:38 am PDT #26253 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I missed the turnoff for work this morning. In a completely new direction. Needless to say, the gronk is large with me. Of course this happens when I have a first thing meeting.
SuziQ - Sep 27, 2010 6:24:19 am PDT #26254 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Aaaaand the momentum is gone. Nap time?
At this rate, I'll finish my morning conf calls and then work from home this afternoon. Now that I know how bad my current glasses are, I'm uber aware of tilting my head back so I can look through the near vision part of my glasses. The headache is lurking, waiting to attack.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:25:00 am PDT #26255 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I missed the turnoff for work this morning.
I decided I was too gronky to ride my bike to work today. So I got to ride the 206 bus which is filled with high school students....
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:25:34 am PDT #26256 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The headache is lurking, waiting to attack.
Heh. I mean, fight it! Hit it with a stick!
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 6:54:35 am PDT #26257 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If it were April 1st, I'd totally call shenanigans on this story.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:57:30 am PDT #26258 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If it were April 1st, I'd totally call shenanigans on this story.
Oh dear.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 7:03:00 am PDT #26259 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Under Related Stories in the sidebar:
Is The Segway Safe To Ride?
(I know I shouldn't laugh, but the whole thing really does read like a Monty Python sketch.)
Gudanov - Sep 27, 2010 7:08:11 am PDT #26260 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It's tragically ludicrous, like when a clown dies.
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2010 7:09:22 am PDT #26261 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
maybe someone will feel the pull to go adopt him.
Thanks, msbelle! FOHA adopts locally in the DC area.