Under Related Stories in the sidebar:
Is The Segway Safe To Ride?
(I know I shouldn't laugh, but the whole thing really does read like a Monty Python sketch.)
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 7:03:00 am PDT #26259 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gudanov - Sep 27, 2010 7:08:11 am PDT #26260 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It's tragically ludicrous, like when a clown dies.
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2010 7:09:22 am PDT #26261 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
maybe someone will feel the pull to go adopt him.
Thanks, msbelle! FOHA adopts locally in the DC area.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 7:10:04 am PDT #26262 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just got busted on not scrolling all the way down on an email. It totally had the information I was looking for.
Oops.
I, uh, got distracted by the embedded graphic?
amych - Sep 27, 2010 7:13:38 am PDT #26263 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is The Segway Safe To Ride?
I do love the delicious Pythoniness of the whole story, but really - I heard about five times that the owner of Segway died in a Segway accident, har har, before I saw a story that included the all-important "ride OFF A CLIFF AND INTO A RIVER" details. I'm not sure it's the vehicle that's really the problem in this case!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2010 7:16:07 am PDT #26264 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There was a GIANT praying mantis on my window the other day. Nearly as long as my forearm.
I bet she was looking for Xander Harris.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 7:19:18 am PDT #26265 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure it's the vehicle that's really the problem in this case!
I am left wondering how you don't get off the Segway before it goes over the cliff, though.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 7:22:51 am PDT #26266 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am left wondering how you don't get off the Segway before it goes over the cliff, though.
At 62, his reflexes and eyesight may not have been at their best.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2010 7:23:38 am PDT #26267 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I wonder what buying some praying mantis for my yard would do. I wonder if they are effective in controlling grasshoppers, ants, flies, or mosquitos.
Erin - you said you had time for research? I may have some insurance stuff later if you really have time.
smonster - Sep 27, 2010 7:27:29 am PDT #26268 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I am left wondering how you don't get off the Segway before it goes over the cliff, though.
The edge might have crumbled off, too.