I missed the turnoff for work this morning.
I decided I was too gronky to ride my bike to work today. So I got to ride the 206 bus which is filled with high school students....
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:25:00 am PDT #26255 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:25:34 am PDT #26256 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The headache is lurking, waiting to attack.
Heh. I mean, fight it! Hit it with a stick!
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 6:54:35 am PDT #26257 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If it were April 1st, I'd totally call shenanigans on this story.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 6:57:30 am PDT #26258 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If it were April 1st, I'd totally call shenanigans on this story.
Oh dear.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 7:03:00 am PDT #26259 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Under Related Stories in the sidebar:
Is The Segway Safe To Ride?
(I know I shouldn't laugh, but the whole thing really does read like a Monty Python sketch.)
Gudanov - Sep 27, 2010 7:08:11 am PDT #26260 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It's tragically ludicrous, like when a clown dies.
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2010 7:09:22 am PDT #26261 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
maybe someone will feel the pull to go adopt him.
Thanks, msbelle! FOHA adopts locally in the DC area.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 7:10:04 am PDT #26262 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just got busted on not scrolling all the way down on an email. It totally had the information I was looking for.
Oops.
I, uh, got distracted by the embedded graphic?
amych - Sep 27, 2010 7:13:38 am PDT #26263 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is The Segway Safe To Ride?
I do love the delicious Pythoniness of the whole story, but really - I heard about five times that the owner of Segway died in a Segway accident, har har, before I saw a story that included the all-important "ride OFF A CLIFF AND INTO A RIVER" details. I'm not sure it's the vehicle that's really the problem in this case!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2010 7:16:07 am PDT #26264 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There was a GIANT praying mantis on my window the other day. Nearly as long as my forearm.
I bet she was looking for Xander Harris.