Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Sep 23, 2010 7:20:50 am PDT #25627 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

On Tuesday, I was updating my ballot measures database here at work for what's on the various state ballots in November. One of the ones I added for Oklahoma specifically excludes any judicial system "based on international or Sharia Law." Are you fuckin' kidding me?


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 7:22:44 am PDT #25628 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One of the ones I added for Oklahoma specifically excludes any judicial system "based on international or Sharia Law." Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Nope. That's a big Tea Party thing, I think. Anyway, it's the latest conservative cause.


Daisy Jane - Sep 23, 2010 7:25:35 am PDT #25629 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh hey, Texas isn't the only state that used to be its own republic! [link]


Steph L. - Sep 23, 2010 7:37:19 am PDT #25630 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

disingenuous bullshit

That pretty much covers what gets me upset about the Republican pledge.

Well, the deal with the healthcare reform stuff was that a bunch of the large insurance companies said that as of today, they would not cover children under a single policy (meaning, just the kid independent of a family policy), because of the whole can't-deny-care-to-kids-with-preexisting-conditions thing.

So the reporter (maybe Robert Siegel? doesn't matter) asked Pelosi what the hell (well, the swearing was implied) could be done to sanction/punish the companies that are doing this. And she chirped out this bullshit reply that, when the "healthcare collectives" start -- IN 2014 -- then *maybe* those insurers would be not allowed to join those collectives. So (she chirped), since *maybe* (though no guarantee) those insurers might be left out for being dickheads, they'll be "punished" 4 years from now for their dickheadedness now, because they'll miss out on those millions of new policies and revenue, PROVING (she chirped) the "bargaining" power of the American public.

Which, frankly, is BULLSHIT. I mean, *seriously*??? A gigantic insurer is going to behave right now, in 2010, because of the potential -- remember, she said *maybe,* not definitely -- that they won't be able to participate in the healthcare collectives FOUR YEARS FROM NOW?!?

Which is basically what the reporter asked, with a definite tone of "You have GOT to be shitting me, Madam Speaker."

And her reply was to parrot (chirp) exactly the same goddamn thing she said the first time. No promise, no guarantee, just that MAYBE in 4 years they won't be allowed to participate.

Somehow I think that "maybe" will be forgotten in 4 years.

But regulation of an industry is bad. Of course. Because we saw how well deregulating the financial juggernaut worked.

And that (in conclusion), is why I'm honked off at the Democrats and, in particular, Madame Disingenuous Bullshit Speaker.


Gudanov - Sep 23, 2010 7:39:02 am PDT #25631 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

One of the ones I added for Oklahoma specifically excludes any judicial system "based on international or Sharia Law." Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Totally crazy, but I guess it's a good strawman to fire up the base. I wonder how crazy a strawman one could get away with, "We need a law against fucking goats in public, the Democrats have had control of congress for years and have never passed any legislation to prevent public goat fucking. It's about time we stood up for family values and put an end to this."


Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 7:40:13 am PDT #25632 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wonder how crazy a strawman one could get away with, "We need a law against fucking goats in public, the Democrats have had control of congress for years and have never passed any legislation to prevent public goat fucking. It's about time we stood up for family values and put an end to this."

As Jon Stewart said earlier this week "I'm hoping that people attend our rally with a prior understanding about the immorality of child molestation."


Vortex - Sep 23, 2010 7:41:11 am PDT #25633 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

One of the ones I added for Oklahoma specifically excludes any judicial system "based on international or Sharia Law." Are you fuckin' kidding me?

I wonder if it can also be used to disallow any legal defense based on these laws, as in preventing someone from invoking Sharia law in defense to an honor killing.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 7:44:03 am PDT #25634 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

as in preventing someone from invoking Sharia law in defense to an honor killing.

Isn't it already the case that you can't use "my religion told me too" as a defense for murder/assault/etc?


erikaj - Sep 23, 2010 7:44:29 am PDT #25635 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

There should be a big penalty for that, Tep. At the very least, I'd let Sebelius climb up their asses with a toothbrush.


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 7:47:38 am PDT #25636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hares Can Get Pregnant while Pregnant

The researchers used selective breeding and high-resolution ultrasonography to demonstrate that a male hare can fertilize a female during late pregnancy. The resulting embryos will develop around four days before delivery of the first pregnancy. The embryos don’t have any place to go at that time, however, since the uterus is occupied by the embryos’ older brothers and sisters. So the embryos hang out in the oviduct, rather like when you wait in your car for a parking space to open up. Once the uterus is free, the embryos move in.

The result is that a female hare can shorten the time between litters from 42 to 38 days and deliver up to 35.4 percent more offspring during a breeding season.

And, Parrot Arrested for Serving as Lookout for Drug Cartel

According to environmental authorities, Lorenzo the parrot was trying to tip-off a local drug cartel when officers conducted an undercover raid early Wednesday.

“This parrot was sending out alerts,” said police officer Hollman Oliveira. “You could say he was some sort of watch bird.”

Authorities claim Lorenzo is one of nearly 1700 parrots seized by officials after being trained by drug traffickers to act as lookouts.

Lorenzo caused quite the stir on Wednesday as he was presented to journalists. The well trained creature even showed off his look out skills as he yelled out: “run, run you are going to get caught.”