Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Sep 23, 2010 7:41:11 am PDT #25633 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

One of the ones I added for Oklahoma specifically excludes any judicial system "based on international or Sharia Law." Are you fuckin' kidding me?

I wonder if it can also be used to disallow any legal defense based on these laws, as in preventing someone from invoking Sharia law in defense to an honor killing.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 7:44:03 am PDT #25634 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

as in preventing someone from invoking Sharia law in defense to an honor killing.

Isn't it already the case that you can't use "my religion told me too" as a defense for murder/assault/etc?


erikaj - Sep 23, 2010 7:44:29 am PDT #25635 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

There should be a big penalty for that, Tep. At the very least, I'd let Sebelius climb up their asses with a toothbrush.


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 7:47:38 am PDT #25636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hares Can Get Pregnant while Pregnant

The researchers used selective breeding and high-resolution ultrasonography to demonstrate that a male hare can fertilize a female during late pregnancy. The resulting embryos will develop around four days before delivery of the first pregnancy. The embryos don’t have any place to go at that time, however, since the uterus is occupied by the embryos’ older brothers and sisters. So the embryos hang out in the oviduct, rather like when you wait in your car for a parking space to open up. Once the uterus is free, the embryos move in.

The result is that a female hare can shorten the time between litters from 42 to 38 days and deliver up to 35.4 percent more offspring during a breeding season.

And, Parrot Arrested for Serving as Lookout for Drug Cartel

According to environmental authorities, Lorenzo the parrot was trying to tip-off a local drug cartel when officers conducted an undercover raid early Wednesday.

“This parrot was sending out alerts,” said police officer Hollman Oliveira. “You could say he was some sort of watch bird.”

Authorities claim Lorenzo is one of nearly 1700 parrots seized by officials after being trained by drug traffickers to act as lookouts.

Lorenzo caused quite the stir on Wednesday as he was presented to journalists. The well trained creature even showed off his look out skills as he yelled out: “run, run you are going to get caught.”


DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 7:48:04 am PDT #25637 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Isn't it already the case that you can't use "my religion told me too" as a defense for murder/assault/etc?

Correct.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 7:51:01 am PDT #25638 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The researchers used selective breeding and high-resolution ultrasonography to demonstrate that a male hare can fertilize a female during late pregnancy. The resulting embryos will develop around four days before delivery of the first pregnancy.

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster humans don't work like this.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 23, 2010 7:52:19 am PDT #25639 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think my grandmother gave it the good old college try though. Gave birth to 10 kids (9 separate pregnancies).


Stephanie - Sep 23, 2010 7:55:15 am PDT #25640 of 30001
Trust my rage

I know we've discussed this before, but I'm curious what the shortest amount of time is between human pregnancies. (Not as in the Guiness Book of World Records, but among peole we know.) I know siblings who are three days less than a year apart, but that's the closest I know of.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 7:57:09 am PDT #25641 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The closest sibs I know personally are about 14 months apart.


Jesse - Sep 23, 2010 7:58:31 am PDT #25642 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sibs less than a year apart must have been at least somewhat common at some point, given that there's a racist term for it. (Irish twins.)