The only problem with Idris Elba in real life is, doesn't he rap? I'm skeptical. Not that I've heard it.

I don't think he raps, he DJs. Also it's more important to him than acting, and I think he doesn't get what everybody sees in him re: the Wire. But I think I heard the same thing about Wood Harris.

I think he doesn't get what everybody sees in him re: the Wire

He gets what everyone sees in him re: teh sexness, though, right?

There is no way he doesn't get that he's teh sex. NO WAY. And if he doesn't, I will call him up and assure him of it.

Okay, going now.

Timelies all!

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?

A: You don't, you get down from a duck.

(All the other elephant jokes I know were already posted)

Was offline for hours due to the excellent Time/Warner cable internet my mom can't seem to give up on. I spent time trying to remember what life was like before the Internet. Gathered together articles on Albert Etter and spent time writing notes for research at Cal a fortnight hence.

Congrats to msbelle on the forward motion on the sale.

Hee. I love the elephant jokes. Those will come in so handy.
 
Sorry about the head, ita. I have a very minor headache at the moment, because I splashed boiling water in the corner of my eyelid Ow. But it is ok, it was just glancing. Hee. I punned.
 
And anyway, it`s okay because I have a giant batch of salsa verde in the canner. And I had enough extra for dinner noms.

Oh and there`s no way I could be without screentime two hours before bedtime. Maybe before the onset of mobile web. But so, like, a Kindle would be okay?

Oh and there`s no way I could be without screentime two hours before bedtime.

God, me either. But I can fall asleep anywhere, and I fall asleep in front of the TV all the time.

After days of cool open-window weather, summer decided to go out with a bang on its last day. Got into the low 90s, humid and now thunderstorms are rolling in. Bye summer! I'll miss you!

Storming like mad here now!