You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:16:13 pm PDT #2310 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

In the past 20 minutes, 3 firetrucks (first responders), 2 ambulances, 6 police cars, and something that looked like a refriderator truck with sirens have gone past my house toward the beach. I want to know what is going on!


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:17:21 pm PDT #2311 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very wealthy child has dropped her ice cream cone?


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:21:56 pm PDT #2312 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have knives and other weapons all over my apartment. I consider it shocking that only two of them are genre, and you know perfectly well those two were gifts. Honestly, if you want to make a case with the geekery of my home decor, that sure ain't it.

Oh god, I can never have a normal potential beau over to my house. I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:23:27 pm PDT #2313 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.

I was going to make a suggestion but then I remembered you don't like cats.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:23:34 pm PDT #2314 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

As long as you don't have Scottie Pippen with Merry and Pippin?

I don't have a lot of geeky toys, but I have a Hello Kitty year round pink tree. But I have a kitty!


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:24:10 pm PDT #2315 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh come on, that'd be funny!


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:24:21 pm PDT #2316 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least I'll be the crazy knife lady and not the crazy cat lady.

At least, huh?

Man, I really want a Delirium plush toy. I cannot believe the internet doesn't have one for sale.

ALONE.

FOREVER.

As long as you don't have Scottie Pippen with Merry and Pippin?

Hee. Now I want to.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:24:25 pm PDT #2317 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

Okay, now you're making my case for me.


Amy - May 28, 2010 3:25:20 pm PDT #2318 of 30001
Because books.

See, I thought the general geek was rubbing off on me, but I have no idea who Scottie Pippen is. Um.

Crazy knife lady is sort of badass, though!


Jessica - May 28, 2010 3:25:29 pm PDT #2319 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man, I really want a Delirium plush toy. I cannot believe the internet doesn't have one for sale.

Not even etsy?