I have knives and other weapons all over my apartment. I consider it shocking that only two of them are genre, and you know perfectly well those two were gifts. Honestly, if you want to make a case with the geekery of my home decor, that sure ain't it.

Oh god, I can never have a normal potential beau over to my house. I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.

I was going to make a suggestion but then I remembered you don't like cats.

As long as you don't have Scottie Pippen with Merry and Pippin?

I don't have a lot of geeky toys, but I have a Hello Kitty year round pink tree. But I have a kitty!

Oh come on, that'd be funny!

At least I'll be the crazy knife lady and not the crazy cat lady.

At least, huh?

Man, I really want a Delirium plush toy. I cannot believe the internet doesn't have one for sale.

ALONE.

FOREVER.

As long as you don't have Scottie Pippen with Merry and Pippin?

Hee. Now I want to.

I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

Okay, now you're making my case for me.

See, I thought the general geek was rubbing off on me, but I have no idea who Scottie Pippen is. Um.

Crazy knife lady is sort of badass, though!

Man, I really want a Delirium plush toy. I cannot believe the internet doesn't have one for sale.

Not even etsy?

See, I thought the general geek was rubbing off on me, but I have no idea who Scottie Pippen is.

Hee. It's the non- geeks (i.e. sports fans) who know who Scottie is. Hint: He played basketball for some Chicago team.

eta: He and some other guy named Michael Jordan played well together.

He played basketball for some Chicago team.

Ah! I was trying to put him in the wrong box! I knew the name sounded familiar!