Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 28, 2010 3:25:29 pm PDT #2319 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man, I really want a Delirium plush toy. I cannot believe the internet doesn't have one for sale.

Not even etsy?


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:26:53 pm PDT #2320 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

See, I thought the general geek was rubbing off on me, but I have no idea who Scottie Pippen is.

Hee. It's the non- geeks (i.e. sports fans) who know who Scottie is. Hint: He played basketball for some Chicago team.

eta: He and some other guy named Michael Jordan played well together.


Amy - May 28, 2010 3:28:28 pm PDT #2321 of 30001
Because books.

He played basketball for some Chicago team.

Ah! I was trying to put him in the wrong box! I knew the name sounded familiar!


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:28:32 pm PDT #2322 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

He is some sports guy.

I think it was a drowning (I fund an online police scanner). Also, someone's carbon monoxide detectr went ff and a dude passed out at a bus stop.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:28:34 pm PDT #2323 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Delirium's out there.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:31:53 pm PDT #2324 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought the general geek was rubbing off on me, but I have no idea who Scottie Pippen is. Um.

That's where I fake left and peel right. He was a Chicago Bull. Played with Michael Jordan.

Not even etsy?

It's the specific Vertigo one that I want. It and Merv Pumpkinhead are the only Sandman plushies I don't have. And I'm not attached to Merv. Morpheus and Daniel are hella cute, but Death is out of control. She has ruffles on her panties. Goldie's pretty cute too.


Steph L. - May 28, 2010 3:32:08 pm PDT #2325 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Uh, it's not uber-geeky to find this funny, right?

Well, you kind of need to have read The Dark Knight Returns to really get it...

As well as the horror show of Miller's All-Star Batman and Robin.

Oh god, I can never have a normal potential beau over to my house. I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.

I doubt it. If *I* managed to trick someone into my clutches find someone despite my Farscape action figures, Buffy and Angel obsession, mountains of comics, and freakish love of the semi-colon, then ANYONE can.

t edit Oh, and I have a VERTEBRA in a shadow box hanging on the wall. I guess that's less geeky, more creepy. But still.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:32:59 pm PDT #2326 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about the wall clock?


Connie Neil - May 28, 2010 3:33:16 pm PDT #2327 of 30001
brillig

Swords are better than knives, though I do acknowledge that someone with a knife can get inside the reach of someone with a sword, so effectiveness can be debated.

For pretty, though, I still go with swords. Says the Woman With Sting Hanging on the Living Room Wall. And it's sharp enough to do some damage and has really nice balance when swung against a target.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:33:59 pm PDT #2328 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and has really nice balance

Well, of course, it's elf made.