Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 2:51:19 pm PDT #2303 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I figure not everyone knows "I'm the goddamn Batman" is an actual quote from a comic, but hey. Still funny, right?

Also, Hec, have you met the internet? I'm so mild. I don't even collect comics regularly. Just...comic stuff.


Tom Scola - May 28, 2010 2:51:38 pm PDT #2304 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Uh, it's not uber-geeky to find this funny, right?

Well, you kind of need to have read The Dark Knight Returns to really get it...


Jesse - May 28, 2010 2:52:52 pm PDT #2305 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's really funny because it's Bale, though, and you know people don't know he's actually batshit.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 2:53:38 pm PDT #2306 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, Hec, have you met the internet? I'm so mild. I don't even collect comics regularly. Just...comic stuff.

If I'm not mistaken you have Legolas' knives hanging on your wall.

And they're sharp.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:03:09 pm PDT #2307 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you kind of need to have read The Dark Knight Returns to really get it...

But...okay...that's like a comic that non comic people read, right?

Fuck, I still think it's only geeky.

If I'm not mistaken you have Legolas' knives hanging on your wall.

Aha! No, I don't. Okay, I have scale models hanging on my wall. The actual size knives are on my bookshelf.

But, honestly, that's a knife fetish speaking first and foremost.

WHATEVER. I still think I'm not that extreme.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:06:29 pm PDT #2308 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aha! No, I don't. Okay, I have scale models hanging on my wall. The actual size knives are on my bookshelf.

You're not making your case.


Jesse - May 28, 2010 3:09:16 pm PDT #2309 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In awesome news, I was just wishing I had something for dessert, when I remembered I have cream puffs in my freezer! Sweet.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:16:13 pm PDT #2310 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

In the past 20 minutes, 3 firetrucks (first responders), 2 ambulances, 6 police cars, and something that looked like a refriderator truck with sirens have gone past my house toward the beach. I want to know what is going on!


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:17:21 pm PDT #2311 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very wealthy child has dropped her ice cream cone?


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:21:56 pm PDT #2312 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have knives and other weapons all over my apartment. I consider it shocking that only two of them are genre, and you know perfectly well those two were gifts. Honestly, if you want to make a case with the geekery of my home decor, that sure ain't it.

Oh god, I can never have a normal potential beau over to my house. I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.