Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 2:51:19 pm PDT #2303 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I figure not everyone knows "I'm the goddamn Batman" is an actual quote from a comic, but hey. Still funny, right?

Also, Hec, have you met the internet? I'm so mild. I don't even collect comics regularly. Just...comic stuff.


Tom Scola - May 28, 2010 2:51:38 pm PDT #2304 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Uh, it's not uber-geeky to find this funny, right?

Well, you kind of need to have read The Dark Knight Returns to really get it...


Jesse - May 28, 2010 2:52:52 pm PDT #2305 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's really funny because it's Bale, though, and you know people don't know he's actually batshit.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 2:53:38 pm PDT #2306 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, Hec, have you met the internet? I'm so mild. I don't even collect comics regularly. Just...comic stuff.

If I'm not mistaken you have Legolas' knives hanging on your wall.

And they're sharp.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:03:09 pm PDT #2307 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you kind of need to have read The Dark Knight Returns to really get it...

But...okay...that's like a comic that non comic people read, right?

Fuck, I still think it's only geeky.

If I'm not mistaken you have Legolas' knives hanging on your wall.

Aha! No, I don't. Okay, I have scale models hanging on my wall. The actual size knives are on my bookshelf.

But, honestly, that's a knife fetish speaking first and foremost.

WHATEVER. I still think I'm not that extreme.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:06:29 pm PDT #2308 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aha! No, I don't. Okay, I have scale models hanging on my wall. The actual size knives are on my bookshelf.

You're not making your case.


Jesse - May 28, 2010 3:09:16 pm PDT #2309 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In awesome news, I was just wishing I had something for dessert, when I remembered I have cream puffs in my freezer! Sweet.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:16:13 pm PDT #2310 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

In the past 20 minutes, 3 firetrucks (first responders), 2 ambulances, 6 police cars, and something that looked like a refriderator truck with sirens have gone past my house toward the beach. I want to know what is going on!


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:17:21 pm PDT #2311 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very wealthy child has dropped her ice cream cone?


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 3:21:56 pm PDT #2312 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have knives and other weapons all over my apartment. I consider it shocking that only two of them are genre, and you know perfectly well those two were gifts. Honestly, if you want to make a case with the geekery of my home decor, that sure ain't it.

Oh god, I can never have a normal potential beau over to my house. I have a Wolverine tree ornament on the same bookshelf as my Scottie Pippen tree ornament and my Death, Daniel, Morpheus, and Goldie stuffed toys.

I'm going to be alone FOREVER.