The Oatmeal goes all billytea

Oh. OH! That is just awesome! "The smell... So enchanting. Gives me FISHRAGE!" 

Before I clicked through, I really felt a need to defend billytea's life!

This is true. billytea's life is anything but. I should have clarified.

Because it has things like this in it! 

See, that's why you're my role models!

Okay, but just remember all the ways in which we are SO NOT RIGHT. Exhibit A: ANGLERFISH.

Pffft. Exhibit A for AWESOME!

I am seriously hopped up on anglerfish this morning. 

I love reading about the relationship you have with The Boy. Healthy relationships are always a marvel.

Same here. And you definitely earned it.

I don't happen to be attracted to people that get me. Ah, well.

More pressingly, I REALLY want to go home and lie down. Dear lord.

oh Kat. 2 days with poop in a starring role = nsm fun. sorry.

I dropped off two large shopping bags at the thrift store this morning. WHEE!

Chocolate chip cookies are cooling in the kitchen using up more baking stuff!

How to Name an Abortion Clinic. As Mr. The Oatmeal himself says, it's not nearly as offensive as it sounds.

Okay, but just remember all the ways in which we are SO NOT RIGHT.

but you're okay, you're going to make it anyway? (sorry, whitney reference) Seriously, Tep, you and the Boy give me hope. You found someone who respects your boundaries and cares about you and recognizes that your needs are at least as important as his.

Chocolate chip cookies are cooling in the kitchen using up more baking stuff!

Nom nom nom. To top off my week of good fun? DMV tomorrow. WHEEEEEE!

Actually none of it is bad. It's all okay. just busy.

Also, I saw my friend D who 2 years ago had surgery to remove tumors on his throat. Then 18 months ago had tumors removed from his brain and is now slowly wasting away. It was lovely to see him and sad too.

And, oh my, I so want to make this: No Bake Strawberry Icebox Cake

My flight is already delayed. Only by 20 minutes and I haven't even left the house yet...but this does not bode well.

I should never have to overhear a coworker telling someone on the phone he has a dirty, dirty mind, right? That he's a dirty, dirty guy? Especially when he's already talking in his sex voice?

EVERY DAY he has these intimate phone calls. Today he's started really early--usually he waits until everyone else in his department has gone home.

NO! ita, that is when you need to say really loudly. I can hear you! WE can ALL hear you!