River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - May 26, 2010 12:45:14 pm PDT #1805 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And, oh my, I so want to make this: No Bake Strawberry Icebox Cake


SuziQ - May 26, 2010 12:52:06 pm PDT #1806 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My flight is already delayed. Only by 20 minutes and I haven't even left the house yet...but this does not bode well.


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 12:56:22 pm PDT #1807 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should never have to overhear a coworker telling someone on the phone he has a dirty, dirty mind, right? That he's a dirty, dirty guy? Especially when he's already talking in his sex voice?

EVERY DAY he has these intimate phone calls. Today he's started really early--usually he waits until everyone else in his department has gone home.


msbelle - May 26, 2010 1:09:48 pm PDT #1808 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

NO! ita, that is when you need to say really loudly. I can hear you! WE can ALL hear you!


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 1:12:31 pm PDT #1809 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He's still talking! Oh, my god.


flea - May 26, 2010 1:17:23 pm PDT #1810 of 30001
information libertarian

Gee, I thought my coworker who has long calls with her husband discussing really boring things like which bus they will take for 10 minutes on end was bad.

I feel so guilty for not liking this woman. She is very nice, but boring and annoying.


Kate P. - May 26, 2010 1:46:36 pm PDT #1811 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

My over-the-cubicle-wall coworker has frequent and extensive discussions with her husband every day about topics ranging from car insurance to what she's having for lunch to rather intimate details about their health. Drives me nuts, but now I can at least be glad that she is not also telling him she has a dirty, dirty mind!


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 1:53:31 pm PDT #1812 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least he didn't demonstrate said dirty mind, but still! Not how I need to think about co-workers, and he's one that makes a point of talking to me, so I can't totally ignore him.


Sheryl - May 26, 2010 2:13:43 pm PDT #1813 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Looks like summer has arrived here...with a vengeance. (90s and humid. whee.)


flea - May 26, 2010 2:17:47 pm PDT #1814 of 30001
information libertarian

Okay, here's a thing I have. I would much rather see a visible panty line than such an ostentatious display of a lack of a panty line that I can't help but contemplate the fact that the person in question is obviously wearing a thong. A) Does anyone else spend way too much time thinking about this stuff and b) anyone agree?

Signed, god my brain is weird, but thongs are weird too and I do not wish to think about them when walking up steps behind you.