From a blog of odd newspaper headlines - I think this is Headline o' the Month:
Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose
Dunno if either moose bit either sister....
Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.
'First Date'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 22, 2010 10:30:03 am PDT #14054 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Jul 22, 2010 10:32:07 am PDT #14055 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Just met my new department head. He asked me about my computer wallpaper. It's a still from Merlin. Arthur on a horse. t facepalm
I've also crocodile puppet attempt to eat my monitor, a giant shark puppet, a Fullmetal Alchemist figurine, a ninja duck, and a DRD on my desk. And I may be dressed up today but I'm still wearing skull earrings.
I'm not sure what kind of impression I just made.
Strix - Jul 22, 2010 10:34:01 am PDT #14056 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I dunno, shrift. I would be sad if I hired computer people and they had no geek street cred.
Lee - Jul 22, 2010 10:34:04 am PDT #14057 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Where you work, I'm guessing AWESOME.
msbelle - Jul 22, 2010 10:35:55 am PDT #14058 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am not sure how this is possible and I really hope it is just bad space use thus far, but it seems I have less useful storage in my kitchen.
Strix - Jul 22, 2010 10:37:56 am PDT #14059 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Lazy susans and stairsteppy shelves, baby.
tommyrot - Jul 22, 2010 10:43:55 am PDT #14060 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's the World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer -- Inside a Squirrel
Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the "strongest beer in the world" title last February with its Sink the Bismarck!, they've now upped their game with a new brew that is 55 percent alcohol by volume and carries a $765 price tag. It's called The End of History.
Oh, and did we mention that the bottles come in stuffed animals-like stuffed animals that were once alive? The 12 bottles have been made featuring seven dead stoats (a kind of weasel), four squirrels and one rabbit. James Watt, one of the two guys behind BrewDog, put it better than we ever could: "The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing." Just like we've all been waiting for!
Jars - Jul 22, 2010 10:44:59 am PDT #14061 of 30001
"The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing."
They should stuff that shit inside a placenta. Conceptual.
Steph L. - Jul 22, 2010 10:45:21 am PDT #14062 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Man, I don't want to eat a placenta (ANYONE'S placenta), or drink squirrel beer.
Freaky, mang.
Jessica - Jul 22, 2010 10:46:23 am PDT #14063 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm more put off by the $765 price tag than the taxidermied bottles.