Just met my new department head. He asked me about my computer wallpaper. It's a still from Merlin. Arthur on a horse. t facepalm

I've also crocodile puppet attempt to eat my monitor, a giant shark puppet, a Fullmetal Alchemist figurine, a ninja duck, and a DRD on my desk. And I may be dressed up today but I'm still wearing skull earrings.

I'm not sure what kind of impression I just made.

I dunno, shrift. I would be sad if I hired computer people and they had no geek street cred.

Where you work, I'm guessing AWESOME.

I am not sure how this is possible and I really hope it is just bad space use thus far, but it seems I have less useful storage in my kitchen.

Lazy susans and stairsteppy shelves, baby.

It's the World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer -- Inside a Squirrel

Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the "strongest beer in the world" title last February with its Sink the Bismarck!, they've now upped their game with a new brew that is 55 percent alcohol by volume and carries a $765 price tag. It's called The End of History.

Oh, and did we mention that the bottles come in stuffed animals-like stuffed animals that were once alive? The 12 bottles have been made featuring seven dead stoats (a kind of weasel), four squirrels and one rabbit. James Watt, one of the two guys behind BrewDog, put it better than we ever could: "The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing." Just like we've all been waiting for!

"The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing."

They should stuff that shit inside a placenta. Conceptual.

Man, I don't want to eat a placenta (ANYONE'S placenta), or drink squirrel beer.

Freaky, mang.

I'm more put off by the $765 price tag than the taxidermied bottles.

I like the food conversation in Bitches better.

(Poppycock! Fiddle Faddle!)