In college, all we had to do to get a friend to literally RUN from the room was whisper "MMMMmoist panties." She hated both words, so the two together made her gag like a rabbit.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jul 22, 2010 10:16:11 am PDT #14044 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Amy - Jul 22, 2010 10:17:47 am PDT #14045 of 30001
Because books.
SO HOW ABOUT THOSE METS, HUH?
Tom, help me out here, dude.
Vortex - Jul 22, 2010 10:18:06 am PDT #14046 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What with feeding and diapering and juggling helpful (or "helpful") relatives, who wants to bother tracking down a shovel and a sapling?
I think that's why SIL froze hers, to save it until she was feeling up to planting it.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 22, 2010 10:18:30 am PDT #14047 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
teddy bear placenta
OK, now earwormed with "The Teddy Bear's Picnic". I blame you lot.
Society already has relative skeeves set up for pieces of meat, and human meat? REALLY high on the skeeve meter, if you've noticed.
Oh, but long pig is soooo tasty.
Ahem, reputedly.
Jars - Jul 22, 2010 10:18:47 am PDT #14048 of 30001
Is eating placenta that different from eating your appendix when it gets taken out?
I guess appendices tend to be gross and infected if they're removed though...
Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2010 10:19:14 am PDT #14049 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
maybe give to your dog if you didn't want to throw it out.
This is actually why the placenta/meat teddy bear bothers me. it seems like a tiger/lion/other carnivorous animal toy!
Toddson - Jul 22, 2010 10:19:25 am PDT #14050 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
There are lots of them pressed between the pages of family bibles from hundreds of years ago
I am eternally grateful that another branch of the family got the bible.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 22, 2010 10:20:24 am PDT #14051 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ION, go Joe!!! Much -ma for the in-person interview.
javachik - Jul 22, 2010 10:23:02 am PDT #14052 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
OMG OMG OMG STOPX111111!
Trudy Booth - Jul 22, 2010 10:25:59 am PDT #14053 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, now earwormed with "The Teddy Bear's Picnic". I blame you lot.
Bwahhhh!
That song is reborn in my mind. The filk really writes its self -- so I will not be writing it here.