So Gud, what you're saying is that Stephanie Meyer wrote her books by downloading bad porn from the Internet and substituting all the naughty words with chaste Mormon-friendly ones?

So Gud, what you're saying is that Stephanie Meyer wrote her books by downloading bad porn from the Internet and substituting all the naughty words with chaste Mormon-friendly ones?

I don't know if that's what she did, but that is a perfectly valid writing method.

He was suddenly on his feet and there was a loud pop as ____ exploded in his hand. ____ flew everywhere, soaking me like it was spraying from a hose.

beer can/beer.

See? It always works!

whew. back from garage sales. ended up with the 2 barstools, a sidetable (all need to be sanded and painted), a big insulated mug, an aquaman glass, a captain marval glass, and a large plastic pitcher that will be used for making sun tea.

Steph stared sadly at her ________. Then she picked him up by the _______ and punched him in the ________. Enraged, he threw _________ at her, which she deflected with _________. "I AM THE QUEEN OF ____________!" she declared.

Beer works pretty well for almost all of those.

A little dadaist, perhaps, but I stand by it.

Well, I had "semi-colon" in the last blank.

Then you could play the game where you replace words in movie titles with "beer."

The Remains of the Beer
A Room with a Beer
The House of Sand and Beer
The Glass of House and Beer
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Beer

A Room with a Beer

I could use one of these right now.

From Pride and Prejudice

Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for ____ and _____, was always impatient for _____.