Then you could play the game where you replace words in movie titles with "beer."

The Remains of the Beer
A Room with a Beer
The House of Sand and Beer
The Glass of House and Beer
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Beer

A Room with a Beer

I could use one of these right now.

From Pride and Prejudice

Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for ____ and _____, was always impatient for _____.

msbelle, Some friends and I are going here [link] and this place will be set up [link] A little more than a garage sale, but you don't have to do the work yourself. Also you might get some painting ideas from them.

beer, funyuns, beer

Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for ____ and _____, was always impatient for _____.

PEZ / those wax things filled with sweet syrup / Garbage Pail Kids.

So far this morning,a completely legitimate (and documented) work request has led me to a facebook page where the profile picture is of a young hot guy from NJ in his underwear.

It wasn't the guy I was looking for, sadly, even after I triple-checked.

Then you could play the game where you replace words in movie titles with "beer."

Replace nouns in song titles with "ass."

You will never be able to listen to "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" again without weeping with laughter.

Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for ____ and _____, was always impatient for _____.

Her money, so hard for her money, her money

Simon: You are my beautiful _____. River: I _____ on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my _____.