The best part is, I bet there are totally Twilight Mad Libs out there somewhere. For real.
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Jul 16, 2010 7:58:25 am PDT #12919 of 30001
Because books.
meara - Jul 16, 2010 7:58:42 am PDT #12920 of 30001
He pulled me tighter against his hard ____, tucking my head under his ____. I pressed my lips against his snow cold ____.
chest/chin/throat?
BORING!
How about I read it as Dick Cheney instead?
"unbeating heartless robotic chest wall"/"evil black hat"/"ring, as I agreed to be his minion"
Gudanov - Jul 16, 2010 8:00:12 am PDT #12921 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Meara is correct!
One last one....
He was suddenly on his feet and there was a loud pop as ____ exploded in his hand. ____ flew everywhere, soaking me like it was spraying from a hose.
Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2010 8:01:02 am PDT #12922 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
He was suddenly on his feet and there was a loud pop as ____ exploded in his hand. ____ flew everywhere, soaking me like it was spraying from a hose.
beer can/beer.
Dana - Jul 16, 2010 8:01:41 am PDT #12923 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
He was suddenly on his feet and there was a loud pop as ____ exploded in his hand. ____ flew everywhere, soaking me like it was spraying from a hose.
Jacob/werewolf blood.
Amy - Jul 16, 2010 8:02:10 am PDT #12924 of 30001
Because books.
Hah, Dana, I was going to say that!
Frankenbuddha - Jul 16, 2010 8:02:38 am PDT #12925 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
an iguana/lizard gizzards
Gudanov - Jul 16, 2010 8:05:46 am PDT #12926 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I'll say Tom got it, even though he made it a bit edgier. It was the soda can/ soda
Gudanov - Jul 16, 2010 8:06:06 am PDT #12927 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
That was it.
tommyrot - Jul 16, 2010 8:06:06 am PDT #12928 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pop Rocks / Jello 1 2 3.