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The Jheri Curl Strap-On Vagina of Magnificence
'Shells'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I can only hope that, when I turn in this laptop in September, if some bored IT guy skims through my History before wiping the hard drive, he finds those sex toy links first.
Boo!
Now it's not safe to click on anybody's links! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
I KNEW the porn would astroglide its way to Natter before the day was done....
I have to use "dirty old mancrumpet" all the time now. About everything. Heh.
I dunno, I found the Tim Burton Cockring to be very much something out of a horror film, not a sex toy. EEEK.
Still up. Why? I couldn't go to bed without rebutting the dude who showed up unasked to defend the other dude. He accused me (inaccurately) of ad hominem attacks and then (in the next sentence!) said "You are a predator." Ha! Really, I shouldn't be so gleeful. It's bush league. It's Internet Debate 101. But damn it's entertaining.
I'll cut and paste tomorrow, when I'm not on an iPhone. Yes, it's true! I'm schooling these fools typing with my thumbs.
Feel free to point and laugh, or just link xkcd. You know the one.
Okay, desert, you're supposed to cool off at night. Why are you failing me?!?
Sigh. I didn't do everything (or even most things) I needed to today. At least one thing is now officially late, for no reason other than I felt like frittering away my day on Borg and fb. And yet, here it is past my bedtime, I'm sleepy, I have an early morning meeting...and all I can think is "I'm bored and ran out of Internet and I want more and someone to talk to me!!". WTF, self?? I think this is addiction. Or possibly I just need a life. But you people are everywhere I go, and a life isn't!!