I have to use "dirty old mancrumpet" all the time now. About everything. Heh.
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I dunno, I found the Tim Burton Cockring to be very much something out of a horror film, not a sex toy. EEEK.
Still up. Why? I couldn't go to bed without rebutting the dude who showed up unasked to defend the other dude. He accused me (inaccurately) of ad hominem attacks and then (in the next sentence!) said "You are a predator." Ha! Really, I shouldn't be so gleeful. It's bush league. It's Internet Debate 101. But damn it's entertaining.
I'll cut and paste tomorrow, when I'm not on an iPhone. Yes, it's true! I'm schooling these fools typing with my thumbs.
Feel free to point and laugh, or just link xkcd. You know the one.
Okay, desert, you're supposed to cool off at night. Why are you failing me?!?
Sigh. I didn't do everything (or even most things) I needed to today. At least one thing is now officially late, for no reason other than I felt like frittering away my day on Borg and fb. And yet, here it is past my bedtime, I'm sleepy, I have an early morning meeting...and all I can think is "I'm bored and ran out of Internet and I want more and someone to talk to me!!". WTF, self?? I think this is addiction. Or possibly I just need a life. But you people are everywhere I go, and a life isn't!!
We can haz earthquake! A 3.6 one right around 5am here and I felt it! Now I'm not jealous of you West Coast people anymore, cause now I know what one feels like. (At least a little one.) (And I'm perfectly grateful that it was little.) Everything just - vibrated - for about 6 seconds, felt like.
News report says that lots of people were freaked out, but many thought it was the President's helocopter rattlng things. Welcome to life near Washington, D.C.
And yes,I am up too early this morning. Grrrr.
Bananas! I was awake because... I don't know why I was awake. And suddenly "THUMP rattlerattlerattle" like a big rock crashed onto the roof and then rolled. Which I knew made no sense, but neither did "earthquake."
Yikes, Shari!
I'm up from a strange case of acid reflux after far too hours of sleep. But at least there's no earthquake here.
Mac and I are up also. 7.5 hours of sleep was probably not enough, but we are both wide awake.
Upside? We may make the 6:30 garage sale.
I bought mac 4 pairs of pants at goodwill yesterday since basically outgrew all his jeans the last 2 weeks in ny. Then also got a rolly cart for between my washer and dryer there. Love the giant super clean goodwill right by our house.
Ignoring the scary sex toy talk, I marched in place with my eyes closed and didn't go anywhere. Dillo asked, "Why are you doing that?" I didn't reply, "For SCIENCE! And JESSE!"