I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jan 11, 2010 10:12:20 am PST #764 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I took typing in HS. I figured it would be helpful for using computers and papers and stuff. I think it was only slightly female skewed. That very well may have been the last time I used a typewriter.


Ginger - Jan 11, 2010 10:13:46 am PST #765 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I took typing because it was either that or study hall, and study hall seemed a waste. It was the single most useful thing I did in high school. At one time, I could type 65 corrected WPM on a Royal Standard. Now the idea makes my fingers hurt.

John Marsh, Margaret Mitchell's husband, was the advertising manager of Georgia Power. Rumor in the department had it that he brought the manuscript of Gone with the Wind into the office to be typed and corrected by his secretary.


Jessica - Jan 11, 2010 10:13:57 am PST #766 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I can't remember ever having learned touch typing in school, which is odd because from 7th grade on there was always at least one computer-related class, and we definitely had Mavis Beacon typing tests. But I have no idea when or where I learned concepts like "home keys."


Aims - Jan 11, 2010 10:16:27 am PST #767 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

One semester of typing/keyboarding was required for everyone to graduate in my high school. I did poorly and still don't entirely touch type.


Lee - Jan 11, 2010 10:18:08 am PST #768 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just had to suggest to one of the secretaries that if something is going to be enough of a rush that she calls me exactly 4 minutes after she emails me about it, perhaps she should tell me that in the email, because I had been working on it already, but had to stop so I could come back into my office to answer the phone.

eta: IOW, I agree with what shrift is about to say about the very Mondayish Monday.


shrift - Jan 11, 2010 10:18:51 am PST #769 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What do you do when you erroneously receive an email filled with personal details? Do you respond saying, dude, you've got the wrong email address? Or do you just delete it?

Man, today is an obnoxiously Mondayish Monday. I'm just trying to get through it alive with my dignity somewhat intact.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 10:20:11 am PST #770 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I tend to write back.


Scrappy - Jan 11, 2010 10:24:54 am PST #771 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

When I was a proofreader at Giant Law Firm in NYC in the early 90s, we had to edit the master's thesis for one of the partner's wives. It was interminable, had a zillion drafts and was on Lamb of God Imagery in English Poetry.


shrift - Jan 11, 2010 10:26:22 am PST #772 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I tend to write back.

I deleted, and now I'm having second thoughts.


Strix - Jan 11, 2010 10:28:55 am PST #773 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I took typing in high school; they put the blinders around the typewriter and you had to touch type blind. I hated it, but I can touch type when I have to. A lot of my typing is done with cig in hand, so I go between looking and touch typing.

Icicles are MELTING. I'm so excited to feel the sun.