Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 11, 2010 9:49:14 am PST #754 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That is a cat on a pig.

I have a head ache.

I don't want to type anymore.


msbelle - Jan 11, 2010 9:51:16 am PST #755 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am Jesse.

Shit I did not say: To Mac's therapist regarding getting evaluation appts "Yes, I know this will take a long time, stop telling me to be patient. I do not fucking feel like being patient!"


flea - Jan 11, 2010 9:54:29 am PST #756 of 30001
information libertarian

I am getting sicker as the day goes on. This does not bode well for my week.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:56:15 am PST #757 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just gave my (former) minion a barely-cryptic pep talk, so that made me feel a little better.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 9:57:31 am PST #758 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I bailed and came home to work.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 10:00:25 am PST #759 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I've moved on to thinking about drinking. Would rum be good in Lemon Zinger tea? I feel like it should be.


Kathy A - Jan 11, 2010 10:01:59 am PST #760 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Cute Overload is on fire today!


javachik - Jan 11, 2010 10:02:36 am PST #761 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I wish I could just gather y'all up and spend the afternoon slounging in front of a massive fireplace, drinking rum-infused Lemon Zinger tea.


Steph L. - Jan 11, 2010 10:09:26 am PST #762 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My ex-dissertation advisor, who is 60, told me that not only did the department have older women who typed your dissertation for you when he did his, they also fixed your grammar and spelling and stuff so you didn't have to worry about those things. I think he got his PhD in 1975.

This explains SO MANY of the articles we receive. My assumption was that they were entitled jackholes who think of editorial staff as the secretarial pool. Apparently I am not wrong.

My mom wouldn't let me take typing in high school (I believe the phrase "over my dead body" was uttered), due to some amorphous feminist principles. This has led, over the years, to my developing rapid 2-finger typing.

ION, I am in a pissy mood about everything today. For no real reason. I'm just tired of hearing everyone's effusive praise/affirmative remarks/exclamations about Every. Goddamn. Thing. Someone. Says! (In the office.)


Jessica - Jan 11, 2010 10:10:47 am PST #763 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm just tired of hearing everyone's effusive praise/affirmative remarks/exclamations about Every. Goddamn. Thing. Someone. Says! (In the office.)

Oh, wow!!! That's so great!!!!!!!

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)