I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jan 29, 2010 12:47:46 pm PST #4969 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

What is Pants on the Ground? I heard it during Wyatt Cenac's bit on Daily Show earlier this week, but otherwise, I'm clueless.


Hil R. - Jan 29, 2010 12:48:44 pm PST #4970 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Pants on the Ground: [link]


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 1:15:34 pm PST #4971 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cat + Japan = Hilarity (VIDEO) (It's a 14-second commercial.)


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2010 1:21:16 pm PST #4972 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently Kanye wasn't invited to the Haiti telethon and hasn't been invited to the Grammys. Snap.


Jesse - Jan 29, 2010 1:23:50 pm PST #4973 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, someone tweeted about those 80 calorie Campbell's soup ads, and Campbell's wrote back.


Sheryl - Jan 29, 2010 1:23:53 pm PST #4974 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

It's cold here, and snow is in the forecast. Oh, joy. (I know, it could be much worse)


Polter-Cow - Jan 29, 2010 1:50:52 pm PST #4975 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh man, someone tweeted about those 80 calorie Campbell's soup ads, and Campbell's wrote back.

...Wow. That was...something.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2010 2:04:40 pm PST #4976 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I knew it was going to be a fun day when my ice-scraper broke in half this morning while chipping away the half inch of ice on my windshield. Finished the job with the business end cradled in my palm, put in a 5 1/2 hour workday (but with my boss calling me a trooper and Big Boss calling everyone who made it in crazy and telling us to go home early). On the drive home snow was accumulating faster than my wipers could push it aside, something I don't recall seeing since 1988.


bon bon - Jan 29, 2010 2:06:50 pm PST #4977 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Does anyone have a (low fat) broccoli preparation they like? I have a big bag of florets and am not finding as much options as I would with spinach or other green veggies. I've liked it with currants/pignoli and mashed into pasta, but looking for something different but still with a soft texture.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2010 2:10:08 pm PST #4978 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've had good luck steaming florets over a pot of water with some garlic butter or Italian salad dressing drizzled on the tops.