Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.

'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2010 12:29:18 pm PST #3567 of 30001
brillig

Since she has to be reminded of the defacing of her beautiful princess every day for months

"I can no longer market her to the princes of foreign lands in her pure, untouched state, so you must provide me with a danegeld to make up for her lost value."

This ain't the feudal age, and she's not Catherine d'Medici.


-t - Jan 22, 2010 12:31:24 pm PST #3568 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

BUT a little while later she sat down next to me and "suggested" that I might want to give Olivia one less birthday gift and remind her at her party, that that money was spent fixing E's hair, rather than on another birthday gift.

That is a whole lot of crazy-sauce. Way to handle it, Cash.


Steph L. - Jan 22, 2010 12:31:50 pm PST #3569 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Seriously, that lady's level of crazy really makes me believe that if Liv had a playdate over there, and Cashmere wasn't also there, that the mom would cut Liv's hair. Because everything she's saying is all crazy Anya-vengeance-y. And the only true payback would be for Cashmere to feel the life-shattering horror of having her child's hair cut.

Fucking batshit crazy.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2010 12:36:03 pm PST #3570 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sexy NES dress is my kind of couture


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 12:36:37 pm PST #3571 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Because everything she's saying is all crazy Anya-vengeance-y. And the only true payback would be for Cashmere to feel the life-shattering horror of having her child's hair cut.

yeah, i can see that happening.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2010 12:40:49 pm PST #3572 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And the only true payback would be for Cashmere to feel the life-shattering horror of having her child's hair cut.

More people need to understand this horror. There should be a Lifetime Movie....


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:42:35 pm PST #3573 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wonder how her daughter feels about her mother acting as if the daughter has been somehow ruined. That's gotta do a number on your self-esteem.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:02 pm PST #3574 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Mommy May I Play With Scissors?


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:04 pm PST #3575 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sexy NES dress is my kind of couture

That looks more like an apron than a sexy dress.

Mommy May I Play With Scissors?

Haaaaa.


flea - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:25 pm PST #3576 of 30001
information libertarian

In a hilarious coincidence, someone I know elsewhere just posted "[4.5 year old] CUT HER HAIR HER BEAUTIFUL WAIST-LENGTH HAIR WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN CUT SHE CUT HER HAIR OMG HER HAIR."

I think I am not going to say anything at all. (Though I am pretty sure this person is not crazycakes, and just needs to vent to her internet friends. As is right and proper.)