And the only true payback would be for Cashmere to feel the life-shattering horror of having her child's hair cut.
More people need to understand this horror. There should be a Lifetime Movie....
Zombies! Hyena people! Snyder!
Student ,'Touched'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2010 12:40:49 pm PST #3572 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:42:35 pm PST #3573 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I wonder how her daughter feels about her mother acting as if the daughter has been somehow ruined. That's gotta do a number on your self-esteem.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:02 pm PST #3574 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mommy May I Play With Scissors?
Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:04 pm PST #3575 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Sexy NES dress is my kind of couture
That looks more like an apron than a sexy dress.
Mommy May I Play With Scissors?
Haaaaa.
flea - Jan 22, 2010 12:43:25 pm PST #3576 of 30001
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In a hilarious coincidence, someone I know elsewhere just posted "[4.5 year old] CUT HER HAIR HER BEAUTIFUL WAIST-LENGTH HAIR WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN CUT SHE CUT HER HAIR OMG HER HAIR."
I think I am not going to say anything at all. (Though I am pretty sure this person is not crazycakes, and just needs to vent to her internet friends. As is right and proper.)
Cashmere - Jan 22, 2010 12:46:42 pm PST #3577 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Honestly, I'm deeply interested in what Liv would look like with a pixie cut. But since she hasn't said she wanted one, I don't feel like I should push it on her. I just wish I could have recorded this woman's conversation with Olivia about the incident. Liv kept looking at me with a WTF look on her face. And this was AFTER Liv had already apologized! TWICE!
I should have known this woman was insane the minute she started talking to me about her work with past life regression and how she had figured out a lot about herself from figuring things out about her past lives.
javachik - Jan 22, 2010 12:47:18 pm PST #3578 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Confession:
In church pre-school, I "treated" all of the other toddlers to haircuts. Using plastic Crayola scissors that indeed did cut hair. I sent some kids home with new bangs, and at least one bowlcut. I don't know where our supervisors were. When my gramps came to pick me up and he asked me what happened, I told the truth: we'd all seen a picture of Dorothy Hammill and everyone wanted to look like her. Kids were lining up! No one was traumatized. I don't think I got in trouble, but I am pretty sure we had better supervision after that.
Have things changed that much since the 1970s or was my experience just really the exception?
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:47:29 pm PST #3579 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I did that as well (Not waist length but longish and I was 3) My mother also freaked out for a bit (though I think it was more over the shock and because now she'd have to pay for a stylist). I did it again when I was in elementary school trying to look like Aimee Mann when she was in Till Tuesday (WHO THE FUCK WAS I KIDDING!?!) and then it grew back curly.
javachik - Jan 22, 2010 12:48:45 pm PST #3580 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
See now? Liv is just like me and DJ. She'll be fine.
:::::::cackles with evil delight:::::
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:49:07 pm PST #3581 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I should have known this woman was insane the minute she started talking to me about her work with past life regression and how she had figured out a lot about herself from figuring things out about her past lives.
Ah. Have you seen Away We Go? Because this reminds me a bit of Maggie Gyllenhaal's character.