Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 20, 2010 12:49:42 pm PST #3029 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eeee! That would be so exciting!!


-t - Jan 20, 2010 12:49:50 pm PST #3030 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Very exciting, Scrappy!


Scrappy - Jan 20, 2010 12:50:31 pm PST #3031 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not as exciting as getting my hair cut by Nick Arrojo, but pretty damn exciting.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2010 12:50:42 pm PST #3032 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is cool - because it's the toilet of the future!!

Toilet of the future saves torrents of H2O


Sue - Jan 20, 2010 12:57:53 pm PST #3033 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Wow, Vinson is lucky he wasn't born on a ship with a worse name. Vinson isn't so bad.

I saw a TV news report about this and I thought they were saying "Vincent" wiht some form of a Frenhc accent.


Liese S. - Jan 20, 2010 12:59:21 pm PST #3034 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Pretty daggone exciting, Scrappy. I loves me those shows.

except for the time in school

Ha. So they say.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2010 1:16:16 pm PST #3035 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Purity Balls Feature Lessons On 'Appropriate' Dance Moves (PHOTOS)

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Jeiel Ballard and his girlfriend, both 16, are dressed up in their best attire, ready for a night of dancing and fun.

But there will be no close embraces or risque moves to test chaperones on the dance floor. The "purity ball" sponsored by their Seventh-day Adventist Church will feature a vow to abstain from sex until marriage and offer tips on "appropriate" touching between the sexes.

"It's tough, but when you have sex at an early age it can become addictive," Ballard said. "And when you get addicted ... it can lead you down the wrong path."

...

A dance instructor at the purity ball showed "how a woman should be touched, how a man should be touched" without being sexual, Polite said.

"It doesn't have to be any of the dirty bumping and grinding," said James Brothers, an instructor at Dance World of Nashville. "It's just a great way to express yourself and really enjoy it, while still being classy at the same time."

Stay classy, purity-ballers!


-t - Jan 20, 2010 1:24:14 pm PST #3036 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ha. So they say.

That does seem unlikely.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2010 1:41:37 pm PST #3037 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Joan of Arc 'Relics' Confirmed to Be Fake

The so-called "relics of Joan of Arc," overseen by the Archbishop of Tours in Chinon, France, do not contain the charred remains of the Catholic saint.

Rather, the artifacts consist of a mummified cat leg bone and human rib, both dating to the 6th-3rd century B.C., according to a new study.

Oh well.


Atropa - Jan 20, 2010 1:42:51 pm PST #3038 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Possibly stating the obvious here, but fuck suicide. I just learned that someone I knew in the local goth scene ended his life last night. And none of us had any inkling he was feeling this way.

(To set people's minds at ease, he was no one any of you ever met.)