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Amy - May 18, 2010 5:28:18 am PDT #29982 of 30001

Because books.

So much good news!

Kat, Grace and Noah under the same roof is so awesome. Yay!

Congratulations, msbelle! That's excellent!

Happy happy happy first birthday, Kalliope!

Cash, I know it's not *good* news, but at least they've got everything under control with your mom. All kinds of health~ma for her.

Trudy Booth - May 18, 2010 5:35:35 am PDT #29983 of 30001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

From the Beloit list, one of my statistical peves:

Salsa has always outsold ketchup.

Who ever sits down and knocks off a bottle of ketchup and a bag of chips? You just don't eat it in the same quantity.

tommyrot - May 18, 2010 5:37:10 am PDT #29984 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who ever sits down and knocks off a bottle of ketchup and a bag of chips?

Bob Peterson, in Atlanta, GA.

brenda m - May 18, 2010 5:40:00 am PDT #29985 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Who ever sits down and knocks off a bottle of ketchup and a bag of chips? You just don't eat it in the same quantity.

Yeah, it's like those old commercials comparing the fat content of cream cheese v. butter. If you slathered on butter the way you do cc, you'd be sick.

smonster - May 18, 2010 5:44:09 am PDT #29986 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy birthday, Kalli!

~ma for your mother, Cash.

The one from the list that hurt my brain:

Belarus, Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have always been independent nations.

Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 5:49:05 am PDT #29987 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy 1st birthday, Kalliope!

Yay accepted offer, msbelle!

beth b - May 18, 2010 5:53:20 am PDT #29988 of 30001

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

heath hma to your mother Cash

yay for good offer

and I have to find some coffee-- again

msbelle - May 18, 2010 5:54:21 am PDT #29989 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it is hard to stay focused on work now!

also not to tell everyone!

I may need to chill!

DavidS - May 18, 2010 6:00:03 am PDT #29990 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You. Must. Chill!

Or, run around the office making geebily noises and waving your arms like a muppet.

Jessica - May 18, 2010 6:04:08 am PDT #29991 of 30001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The "have always" sentence construction of the Beloit lists has always irritated me. Like, I get what they're trying to do, but not all college freshman are actually that ignorant and self-centered!

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