Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.

'Life of the Party'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - May 18, 2010 5:40:00 am PDT #29985 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Who ever sits down and knocks off a bottle of ketchup and a bag of chips? You just don't eat it in the same quantity.

Yeah, it's like those old commercials comparing the fat content of cream cheese v. butter. If you slathered on butter the way you do cc, you'd be sick.


smonster - May 18, 2010 5:44:09 am PDT #29986 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy birthday, Kalli!

~ma for your mother, Cash.

The one from the list that hurt my brain:

Belarus, Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have always been independent nations.


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 5:49:05 am PDT #29987 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy 1st birthday, Kalliope!

Yay accepted offer, msbelle!


beth b - May 18, 2010 5:53:20 am PDT #29988 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

heath hma to your mother Cash

yay for good offer

and I have to find some coffee-- again


msbelle - May 18, 2010 5:54:21 am PDT #29989 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it is hard to stay focused on work now!

also not to tell everyone!

I may need to chill!


DavidS - May 18, 2010 6:00:03 am PDT #29990 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You. Must. Chill!

Or, run around the office making geebily noises and waving your arms like a muppet.


Jessica - May 18, 2010 6:04:08 am PDT #29991 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The "have always" sentence construction of the Beloit lists has always irritated me. Like, I get what they're trying to do, but not all college freshman are actually that ignorant and self-centered!


SuziQ - May 18, 2010 6:07:27 am PDT #29992 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Chill msbelle. For now. But having it burble under the surface is completely understandable.

Jessica - I'm with you. I get what they are trying to present, but I have a child born in 1990, just a year off of their list, and she knows a bunch of that isn't true. Or "hasn't always been".

I'm at work today. Nose is still snotty and throat hurts to talk, though I can whisper. It is gonna be a loooooooooong day.


Stephanie - May 18, 2010 6:12:43 am PDT #29993 of 30001
Trust my rage

Okay, what an awesome buffista day!

I am so thrilled to hear that Grace is home and the twins are back under the same roof. I'm sure the change in routine will be a major adjustment for all of you, but still, awesome!

And how cool, msbelle, about the better offer! I have no stomach for that stuff when unless the limit given really is my limit. But I can't fake it. So yay, realtor!

And lastly, Happy Birthday, Kalliope!


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 6:13:05 am PDT #29994 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Should We Make Somali Pirates Walk the Gangplank?

Remember not too long ago when a Russian naval vessel rescued the crew of a ship that had been taken over by pirates? And then the Russians decided to let the pirates go rather than prosecute them? Here's something I didn't know:

Theoretically, the captain was supposed to hand the detainees and the evidence over to regional police. Not wanting to involve himself in legal wrangling, however, he decided to "release" the pirates instead. And thus they were "set free" in a tiny inflatable raft, with no navigation equipment, 350 miles off the coast of Yemen. The raft has since disappeared. In the 21st century, this is how pirates walk the plank.

Damn.