Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2010 10:41:49 am PST #2980 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tep, using LOL as punctuation is a first ammendment RIGHT!! Why do you hate America LOL????

At -- I think -- Shakesville, some troll commented with "LOL your fat" (lack of punctuation and incorrect word usage are as posted), which led people to ask things like "Uh, *how* do I LOL my fat? Is there a special technique?"


Jesse - Jan 20, 2010 10:42:13 am PST #2981 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Stephanie, I usually open that kind of thing like, "You are probably already aware of this..." even if I think they aren't. Possibly I'm wrong, but I think that takes away the potential stupid-calling.


Daisy Jane - Jan 20, 2010 10:43:01 am PST #2982 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"I have freedom of speech so if I want to use RAPE then I'll use RAPE as often as I want and I don't care if you don't like it when I say RAPE. LOL!"

I actually imagine her yelling "ELL OH ELL!" in the same tone as RAPE. As if it were the exclamation point at the end of the sentence.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2010 10:44:13 am PST #2983 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I actually imagine her yelling "ELL OH ELL!" in the same tone as RAPE. As if it were the exclamation point at the end of the sentence.

She probably was, in her head.


Daisy Jane - Jan 20, 2010 10:44:43 am PST #2984 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Where it echoed.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2010 10:45:15 am PST #2985 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Forever.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2010 10:46:07 am PST #2986 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ELL OH ELL!


Fred Pete - Jan 20, 2010 10:46:37 am PST #2987 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Stephanie, as a former litigator in an area most judges don't know, I'd probably use

Clerk,

Per your request, here is [such-and-such]. As we discussed, [such-and-such] provides that [thus-and-so]. If you have any further questions, please let me know.

Sincerely,

Stephanie


javachik - Jan 20, 2010 10:47:54 am PST #2988 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

ita, the more I hear about New Guy, the more I wonder how long it will be before he's Fired Guy.

This.

Stephanie, I like to say, "Can you please confirm that I'm interpreting this correctly?" and then summarize. Saves their face because they can see your summary and say, "yes, you're right" letting them look like smartypants.


Lee - Jan 20, 2010 10:51:09 am PST #2989 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So yesterday, I lost several hours worth of work because the Word document I had entered it into mysteriously disappeared.

The good news: it became apparent as soon as I signed in this morning that the problem was with Word and not something I failed to do, so I could stop kicking myself.

The bad news: the firmwide IT person who tried to help me this morning not only didn't fix it before she gave up and tossed it to the local IT people, but also managed to delete Word from my system entirely, which took the local IT people well over an hour to figure out, and then they had to bounce it back to the firm wide IT department, so I haven't even been able to start trying to make up the hours I lost.