ELL OH ELL!
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 20, 2010 10:46:07 am PST #2986 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Jan 20, 2010 10:46:37 am PST #2987 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Stephanie, as a former litigator in an area most judges don't know, I'd probably use
Clerk,
Per your request, here is [such-and-such]. As we discussed, [such-and-such] provides that [thus-and-so]. If you have any further questions, please let me know.
Sincerely,
Stephanie
javachik - Jan 20, 2010 10:47:54 am PST #2988 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
ita, the more I hear about New Guy, the more I wonder how long it will be before he's Fired Guy.
This.
Stephanie, I like to say, "Can you please confirm that I'm interpreting this correctly?" and then summarize. Saves their face because they can see your summary and say, "yes, you're right" letting them look like smartypants.
Lee - Jan 20, 2010 10:51:09 am PST #2989 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
So yesterday, I lost several hours worth of work because the Word document I had entered it into mysteriously disappeared.
The good news: it became apparent as soon as I signed in this morning that the problem was with Word and not something I failed to do, so I could stop kicking myself.
The bad news: the firmwide IT person who tried to help me this morning not only didn't fix it before she gave up and tossed it to the local IT people, but also managed to delete Word from my system entirely, which took the local IT people well over an hour to figure out, and then they had to bounce it back to the firm wide IT department, so I haven't even been able to start trying to make up the hours I lost.
Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2010 10:54:15 am PST #2990 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
ELL!
Ell!
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Stephanie - Jan 20, 2010 10:54:54 am PST #2991 of 30001
Trust my rage
I"m waiting for someone to make the LOL in little, tiny font.
Jesse - Jan 20, 2010 10:55:12 am PST #2992 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds like a nightmare, Perkins.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2010 10:55:51 am PST #2993 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
LOL
Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2010 10:56:09 am PST #2994 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ask and you shall receive.
Vortex - Jan 20, 2010 10:57:53 am PST #2995 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"Per the suggestion of your clerk, I wanted to reacquaint you with . . ."