"I have freedom of speech so if I want to use RAPE then I'll use RAPE as often as I want and I don't care if you don't like it when I say RAPE. LOL!"

I actually imagine her yelling "ELL OH ELL!" in the same tone as RAPE. As if it were the exclamation point at the end of the sentence.

I actually imagine her yelling "ELL OH ELL!" in the same tone as RAPE. As if it were the exclamation point at the end of the sentence.

She probably was, in her head.

Where it echoed.

Forever.

ELL OH ELL!

Stephanie, as a former litigator in an area most judges don't know, I'd probably use

Clerk,

Per your request, here is [such-and-such]. As we discussed, [such-and-such] provides that [thus-and-so]. If you have any further questions, please let me know.

Sincerely,

Stephanie

ita, the more I hear about New Guy, the more I wonder how long it will be before he's Fired Guy.

This.

Stephanie, I like to say, "Can you please confirm that I'm interpreting this correctly?" and then summarize. Saves their face because they can see your summary and say, "yes, you're right" letting them look like smartypants.

So yesterday, I lost several hours worth of work because the Word document I had entered it into mysteriously disappeared.

The good news: it became apparent as soon as I signed in this morning that the problem was with Word and not something I failed to do, so I could stop kicking myself.

The bad news: the firmwide IT person who tried to help me this morning not only didn't fix it before she gave up and tossed it to the local IT people, but also managed to delete Word from my system entirely, which took the local IT people well over an hour to figure out, and then they had to bounce it back to the firm wide IT department, so I haven't even been able to start trying to make up the hours I lost.

ELL!

Ell!

ell!



ell

I"m waiting for someone to make the LOL in little, tiny font.