Boulder psychic? What good is it to read the thoughts of rocks?
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - May 13, 2010 5:51:42 am PDT #29157 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
-t - May 13, 2010 5:52:05 am PDT #29158 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Also, many dresses can be sucessfully "fake altered" by adding one of these [link] in the small of the back, or with large safety pins creating darts.
Oh, awesome. I have been wanting those (so many things just do not fit me in the waist while otherwise being perfect) and not knowing what to call them in order to find them. My powers of description were not getting me anywhere.
That dress is really pretty, Perkins. I think it would work on you, but I am not really good at judging greys.
Sorry about your roof, Sparky. That sounds like a whole mess of inconvenience.
tommyrot - May 13, 2010 5:52:27 am PDT #29159 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - May 13, 2010 5:55:22 am PDT #29160 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Boulder psychic? What good is it to read the thoughts of rocks?
Maybe the boulders are these:
Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2010 5:58:55 am PDT #29161 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yeah, on Facebook. Sounds like Day One was good, Day Two less good, and they'll be in NO today!
There was also a driveby in Bitches.
tommyrot - May 13, 2010 5:59:39 am PDT #29162 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Rachel Uchitel's Texts to David Boreanaz Leaked
Rachel Uchitel first made headlines for her affair with Tiger Woods. But before Woods, there was actor David Boreanaz. The couple allegedly had an affair while he was still married, and Radar Online has exclusively obtained never-before-seen Blackberry messages between Boreanaz and Uchitel. In the messages, Uchitel is obviously angry with Boreanaz for not spending enough time with her. "I need you here so we can be together," she allegedly wrote.
Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 6:02:58 am PDT #29163 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
What are those small-of-the-back dress-taker-uppers called? I need 'em; everything that fits me in the hips fits the rest of me like a flour sack.
-t - May 13, 2010 6:13:15 am PDT #29164 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I just ordered some of these: [link]
Trudy Booth - May 13, 2010 6:13:28 am PDT #29165 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Check out this old ad: Dad REALLY likes the razor, I mean, SQUEE
No man should be that happy getting an electric razor. Sorry, kids - your daddy is insane.
Hey, for a tech-savvy dad in 194what that had to be the iPad of its day.
Kat - May 13, 2010 6:15:45 am PDT #29166 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hey! I'm back in one of my vintage skinny dresses! It's actually one I hadn't worn yet. Apparently the pilates and yoga are paying off on getting rid of the back fat (which is where I was having difficulty zipping, upper back and ribs.
I put it on after pulling on the Liberty pink Target dress (which I bought too big and now need altered though after Perkins's zipper issue I'm askeered) and I didn't think the skinny dress would zip (it's hard to make the back fat and ribs get smaller). Lo and behold. It fits. With a cute cardigan and my vintage slingbacks.
I feel pretty happy today which is good because I'm looking down the barrel of a crap day.