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tommyrot - May 13, 2010 5:59:39 am PDT #29162 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rachel Uchitel's Texts to David Boreanaz Leaked

Rachel Uchitel first made headlines for her affair with Tiger Woods. But before Woods, there was actor David Boreanaz. The couple allegedly had an affair while he was still married, and Radar Online has exclusively obtained never-before-seen Blackberry messages between Boreanaz and Uchitel. In the messages, Uchitel is obviously angry with Boreanaz for not spending enough time with her. "I need you here so we can be together," she allegedly wrote.

Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 6:02:58 am PDT #29163 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What are those small-of-the-back dress-taker-uppers called? I need 'em; everything that fits me in the hips fits the rest of me like a flour sack.

-t - May 13, 2010 6:13:15 am PDT #29164 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just ordered some of these: [link]

Trudy Booth - May 13, 2010 6:13:28 am PDT #29165 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Check out this old ad: Dad REALLY likes the razor, I mean, SQUEE

No man should be that happy getting an electric razor. Sorry, kids - your daddy is insane.

Hey, for a tech-savvy dad in 194what that had to be the iPad of its day.

Kat - May 13, 2010 6:15:45 am PDT #29166 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hey! I'm back in one of my vintage skinny dresses! It's actually one I hadn't worn yet. Apparently the pilates and yoga are paying off on getting rid of the back fat (which is where I was having difficulty zipping, upper back and ribs.

I put it on after pulling on the Liberty pink Target dress (which I bought too big and now need altered though after Perkins's zipper issue I'm askeered) and I didn't think the skinny dress would zip (it's hard to make the back fat and ribs get smaller). Lo and behold. It fits. With a cute cardigan and my vintage slingbacks.

I feel pretty happy today which is good because I'm looking down the barrel of a crap day.

§ ita § - May 13, 2010 6:36:59 am PDT #29167 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel almost as crap today as I did yesterday, but I really really have to come into the office. Hence feeling like crap around other people. Today is going to be LONG. At least I've gotten one of my three meetings out of the way. If only I could engage my brain.

Dana - May 13, 2010 6:40:59 am PDT #29168 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm not loving today so far.

Steph L. - May 13, 2010 6:41:44 am PDT #29169 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Boulder psychic? What good is it to read the thoughts of rocks?

"Why would anyone want to kiss rocks? ...oh."

Gudanov - May 13, 2010 6:41:47 am PDT #29170 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Good luck ita. I hope you start feeling better.

tommyrot - May 13, 2010 6:42:26 am PDT #29171 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not loving today so far.

Me neither. I took sleeping pills last night, so now I'm groggy. Coffee hasn't seemed to help.

I have a date tonight (with the woman that I didn't find in the bar last week). Hopefully my brain will have started working by then.

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