I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - May 11, 2010 7:32:23 pm PDT #28956 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Awesome! Love the Winter Classics. And we call Vancouver the rabid dolphins because of their logo. Hee.

I have nothing against the team, other than they`re playing my team. They feel differently about us, though!


Trudy Booth - May 11, 2010 10:22:56 pm PDT #28957 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?

Well, this thing IS a "room wrecker, a yard wrecker, a street wrecker."

So, you know, coke-fuled 80s metal band, pesky weeds, zombie apocalypse. Honestly, if Dubya had been "clearing brush" with that bastard I'd have liked him a little better.

they did mention putting it by your door. Maybe for the mormons?

Well, they do show up two at a time...

(Forgive me, God, oh forgive me. Going to hell now, leaving quietly...)

When he went out into the parking lot and started stabbing a water barrel I lost it completely. Just gonezers.

My latest obsession is sticky brown rice. So its Japanese short grain rice (nom) but its brown so its good for me.


Trudy Booth - May 11, 2010 10:31:15 pm PDT #28958 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DEAR GAWD, WHAT DID THE GARBAGE CAN FULL OF GREEN WATER EVER DO TO FAT WILLIE LOMAN?


Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 1:39:14 am PDT #28959 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want a giant-assed two-handed broadsword. Because.


Jessica - May 12, 2010 4:06:55 am PDT #28960 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In between sneezing fits last night, I had a very strange dream. I was on the run from the law for some reason (it made perfect sense in my dream but when I woke up I couldn't remember the details) and Tom Scola and I were holed up together in a safe house. Tom was hiding because he had found a super-secret Blackberry prototype belonging to the Pope and the Vatican was looking for him. (Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN.)


Lee - May 12, 2010 4:31:17 am PDT #28961 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Today is the second day in a row that that there has been a brief power outage at exactly 6:15 a.m.

It's too brief to be a problem, except that it screws with the coffee maker's brewing cycle.

DO NOT WANT


msbelle - May 12, 2010 4:33:11 am PDT #28962 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

SO foggy. visibility out our windows is less than .5 mile.


Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 4:56:25 am PDT #28963 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN.

I want your brain! Last night I dreamed I had a NORMAL DAY AT WORK.

WORST. DREAM. EVER.


Fred Pete - May 12, 2010 5:03:28 am PDT #28964 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN

Actually, your dream could be the premise for a pretty good action adventure movie.


sarameg - May 12, 2010 5:05:52 am PDT #28965 of 30001

When I oversleep, I routinely have a dream wherein I'm trying to shower and get dressed, but am thwarted by a too small shower, low water pressure, argumentative family not giving me privacy and sometimes crumbling floors.

I then wake up frustrated AND late. Fun times.