what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?
Well, this thing IS a "room wrecker, a yard wrecker, a street wrecker."
So, you know, coke-fuled 80s metal band, pesky weeds, zombie apocalypse. Honestly, if Dubya had been "clearing brush" with that bastard I'd have liked him a little better.
they did mention putting it by your door. Maybe for the mormons?
Well, they
do
show up two at a time...
(Forgive me, God, oh forgive me. Going to hell now, leaving quietly...)
When he went out into the parking lot and started stabbing a water barrel I lost it completely. Just gonezers.
My latest obsession is sticky brown rice. So its Japanese short grain rice (nom) but its
brown
so its good for me.
DEAR GAWD, WHAT DID THE GARBAGE CAN FULL OF GREEN WATER EVER DO TO FAT WILLIE LOMAN?
I want a giant-assed two-handed broadsword.
Because.
In between sneezing fits last night, I had a very strange dream. I was on the run from the law for some reason (it made perfect sense in my dream but when I woke up I couldn't remember the details) and Tom Scola and I were holed up together in a safe house. Tom was hiding because he had found a super-secret Blackberry prototype belonging to the Pope and the Vatican was looking for him. (Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN.)
Today is the second day in a row that that there has been a brief power outage at exactly 6:15 a.m.
It's too brief to be a problem, except that it screws with the coffee maker's brewing cycle.
DO NOT WANT
SO foggy. visibility out our windows is less than .5 mile.
Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN.
I want your brain! Last night I dreamed I had a NORMAL DAY AT WORK.
WORST. DREAM. EVER.
Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN
Actually, your dream could be the premise for a pretty good action adventure movie.
When I oversleep, I routinely have a dream wherein I'm trying to shower and get dressed, but am thwarted by a too small shower, low water pressure, argumentative family not giving me privacy and sometimes crumbling floors.
I then wake up frustrated AND late. Fun times.
Actually, your dream could be the premise for a pretty good action adventure movie.
It was basically The Lost Symbol if The Lost Symbol had been about Illuminati smart phones.