Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - May 11, 2010 6:13:31 pm PDT #28923 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You know what I think I should do with my hair is the cut of the commercial with the indignant French teacher complaining at the guy stealing wifi. I think I could rock that cut.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 6:13:59 pm PDT #28924 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Always go with the indignant French teacher.


Lee - May 11, 2010 6:17:16 pm PDT #28925 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am eating sin. SIN, I tell you. Bacon chocolate bar.

Weirdo.


msbelle - May 11, 2010 6:18:01 pm PDT #28926 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?


sarameg - May 11, 2010 6:19:22 pm PDT #28927 of 30001

Declared bedroom blood-drawing fan dead. It isn't easy to disassemble to get at the motor, which I assume is gucked up with dust. Stupid throw-away manufacturing. Need to get another fan. Like towers for downstairs, will see about up.

Bad thoughts on the stupid sword people. Mocking bad thoughts.


megan walker - May 11, 2010 6:26:17 pm PDT #28928 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Always go with the indignant French teacher.

Hah!

Also, I need to leave work.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 6:27:26 pm PDT #28929 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?

Well, if you're ita it's practically an everyday occurrence.

I know Connie and her husband have several swords and like to take apart snowmen.

Or perhaps you are a butcher or perhaps a boot cobbler. Or attacked by Uruk Hai.


§ ita § - May 11, 2010 6:27:49 pm PDT #28930 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Weirdo.

::waggles eyebrows::

what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?

Days that end in "y"? I only have a medium-assed sword. And some large knives.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 6:28:31 pm PDT #28931 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I need to leave work.

Yeah, you do!


sarameg - May 11, 2010 6:29:44 pm PDT #28932 of 30001

Fuck. Despite surviving earlier, worse, storms, the fledges in my neighbor's downspout are apparently dead.

I was tempted to move them, why the fuck didn't I? Hope? Inertia?

I'm not even a bird person, yet I raised 2 sparrows from featherless to flight, recup'd countless pidgeons...gnahrgg. Nature. Stupid birds.

Now I need to tell my neighbor about the corpses rotting in his gutter. Fuck.