Xander/Buffy ,'Help'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?
Well, if you're ita it's practically an everyday occurrence.
I know Connie and her husband have several swords and like to take apart snowmen.
Or perhaps you are a butcher or perhaps a boot cobbler. Or attacked by Uruk Hai.
Weirdo.
::waggles eyebrows::
what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?
Days that end in "y"? I only have a medium-assed sword. And some large knives.
Also, I need to leave work.
Yeah, you do!
Fuck. Despite surviving earlier, worse, storms, the fledges in my neighbor's downspout are apparently dead.
I was tempted to move them, why the fuck didn't I? Hope? Inertia?
I'm not even a bird person, yet I raised 2 sparrows from featherless to flight, recup'd countless pidgeons...gnahrgg. Nature. Stupid birds.
Now I need to tell my neighbor about the corpses rotting in his gutter. Fuck.
Drop deadline tomorrow (my author is flying to Italy on Thursday).
And some large knives.
Yeah, you do!
what exactly is the occasion that one would need a giant ass sword?
they did mention putting it by your door. Maybe for the mormons?
I can see appreciating swords, fine. I appreciate highly impractical vintage dresses that I would never have occasion to wear.
But the video seems intent on showing how much the thing can do, who is ever going to use it for anything like that?!?1 no one. or crazy people.
it is like some parody right out of the world of office space. That is how it play in my head. "Hey, Steve. Check out this bad ass giant sword I got. Watch, it'll cut a pig head in two. Just a minute, let me pull up my sans-a-belt pants. Hey is that a new vendor give-away polo your wearing? Did you get that at the trade show?"
bacon chocolate bar is disturbing.
Liese, did you see the Canuck goalie get his head walloped? Noah kept saying, "He hit his head on the post office!"
I had a weirdly ineffectual day, but I did get a thank you package done for Donors Choose and I got the rest of my school year lesson planned.
I just sent my neighbor the weirdest email ever: hello, you have dead birds. Uhg.