Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - May 09, 2010 4:59:57 pm PDT #28472 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gee, so sorry, Ma, that those pesky floods in Tennessee overwhelmed delivery services and prevented your package from arriving on time.

On a similar but different note, Kelly's fiancee is awaiting Navy orders for his next school - San Diego or Virginia. But those orders come from Tennessee, so everything is delayed right now.


DavidS - May 09, 2010 5:06:36 pm PDT #28473 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

NSM. She's throwing up bile.


lisah - May 09, 2010 5:11:37 pm PDT #28474 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Thanks, Kat! Love the polky dot one!


Hil R. - May 09, 2010 5:19:02 pm PDT #28475 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Torani Bacon Syrup [link]


tommyrot - May 09, 2010 5:23:48 pm PDT #28476 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mom, can I have a cannon? Please? Just a little one?

Mini Cannon

YouTube user 43287633 made a tiny functional cannon. It fires a little steel ball. The cannon is pretty effective, demolishing light bulbs, glasses, and punching holes through soda cans.

So mini he uses tweezers to put the cannon ball in....


Sophia Brooks - May 09, 2010 5:26:34 pm PDT #28477 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wow, Hec, that whitefont was pleasant!

Jesse, I am sure Homer loves his mommy very, very much! ;)

Some random men who were going through trashcans collecting bottles shouted Happy Mother's Day to me. I did not bother to correct them.


msbelle - May 09, 2010 5:47:57 pm PDT #28478 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Hummingbird cake is done and cooling, mac is asleep, I've had some bourbon and ginger and think I'll go to sleep.


megan walker - May 09, 2010 5:53:22 pm PDT #28479 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

What is hummingbird cake?


SuziQ - May 09, 2010 5:55:09 pm PDT #28480 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thank you, Megan. I wanted to ask but had skimmed.


msbelle - May 09, 2010 5:55:56 pm PDT #28481 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It's got bananas and pineapple in it, usually with a cream cheese frosting, but we won't frost this one. [link] It's a Southern thing.