Gee, so sorry, Ma, that those pesky floods in Tennessee overwhelmed delivery services and prevented your package from arriving on time.
On a similar but different note, Kelly's fiancee is awaiting Navy orders for his next school - San Diego or Virginia. But those orders come from Tennessee, so everything is delayed right now.
NSM. She's
throwing up bile.
Thanks, Kat! Love the polky dot one!
Torani Bacon Syrup [link]
Mom, can I have a cannon? Please? Just a little one?
Mini Cannon
YouTube user 43287633 made a tiny functional cannon. It fires a little steel ball. The cannon is pretty effective, demolishing light bulbs, glasses, and punching holes through soda cans.
So mini he uses tweezers to put the cannon ball in....
Wow, Hec, that whitefont was pleasant!
Jesse, I am sure Homer loves his mommy very, very much! ;)
Some random men who were going through trashcans collecting bottles shouted Happy Mother's Day to me. I did not bother to correct them.
Hummingbird cake is done and cooling, mac is asleep, I've had some bourbon and ginger and think I'll go to sleep.
What is hummingbird cake?
Thank you, Megan. I wanted to ask but had skimmed.
It's got bananas and pineapple in it, usually with a cream cheese frosting, but we won't frost this one. [link]
It's a Southern thing.