Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 04, 2010 6:25:14 am PDT #27215 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

12 Most Amazing Dog-shaped Cakes


Strega - May 04, 2010 6:26:31 am PDT #27216 of 30001

I like texting as a way of avoiding phone-tag. “Be there in 20 minutes” kind of stuff. And in combination with Twitter it is sort of like going back to ye olden days of Usenet. I’m not willing to pay for a futurephone so that was my lifeline in LA last winter, but normally I don't use it much.

Except at work, I almost never listen to my voicemail anyways. I just see that someone called and usually call them back.

Noooo! Don’t be that guy!

I have two friends who'd do this. To be fair, I can kind of understand it if you think the caller just wants to chat, but they’d do it even when they knew exactly why I'm calling. Like, my message is: "I just got to the hotel, so I’m going to go eat and then do X and Y. If you’re free tonight you can join us at Z." And the call back opens with "Are you in town yet? Have you eaten? What are you doing tonight?" Maddening!


brenda m - May 04, 2010 6:28:30 am PDT #27217 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's a profit center. See also the recent findings that the long-ass "# is not available. To leave a message, press 1 after the beep" yadda yadda recordings are in fact deliberately designed to make you use up more airtime.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2010 6:30:07 am PDT #27218 of 30001
brillig

Still don't have a cell phone. Probably more a comment on the simplicity/dullness of my life than anything else.

But I probably will get one soon, because I want a way to communicate with Hubby when I'm in the grocery store.


Gudanov - May 04, 2010 6:32:16 am PDT #27219 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

because I want a way to communicate with Hubby when I'm in the grocery store.

Very good use. It's helped me several times when DW requests nonexistent items when I go off to the grocery store.


billytea - May 04, 2010 6:32:36 am PDT #27220 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I quibble with use of the term "sex toy". According to the article, it's not being used for the sex itself, but to attract the female's attention to the male's erection so that they can have sex. It's like tight jeans.

The article likened it to a boom car, with the caveat that no actual woman finds a boom car attractive. The analogy does however have the advantage of maintaining the connection to tools.


msbelle - May 04, 2010 6:37:23 am PDT #27221 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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we like the cars, the cars that go boom

there's a whole song. some girls do like them.


Nicole - May 04, 2010 6:38:07 am PDT #27222 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

I get annoyed when I leave a voicemail for DH and he calls without listening to it first. Dude, if I call and just hang up when I get the vm, then whatev, but if I go through the trouble of leaving you info? Check it! Yesterday I left him a voicemail saying I was leaving my phone at home to charge while I was out getting stuff at the store. When I came home my phone showed 4 missed calls and 2 voicemails from him. !!!

Yay Bob! And fingers crossed that Second Look person becomes First Offer person for msbelle!


SailAweigh - May 04, 2010 6:45:33 am PDT #27223 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I just got rid of my cell phone. Decided the expense didn't warrant hanging on to something I never used. I only got it for two reasons: 1) so my daughter could have a cell phone when she still had crappy credit and 2) to have during the F2F. Her credit's improved enough, she got her own cell phone recently and I'm saving $60 a month. Yay. I might get a tracphone, though. Just to have something. But it wouldn't be a monthly fee to worry about.


Tom Scola - May 04, 2010 6:57:24 am PDT #27224 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The Chinese restaurant had no scallion pancakes at their steam table.

Bastards.