Not an injury, but here's a very Buffista thing: my 14-year-old nephew has his first girlfriend and has made an Excel spreadsheet of all the things they have in common.
Awww.
I think the universe does not want me to pick up my meds. I was supposed to get them Friday, but it was a crazy day, and I didn't have time. So I took the bus in Saturday, but there was a delay, and I arrived 5 minutes after the pharm closed. Today I was going to pick them up before my BBQ, but when I arrived I did not have my wallet! By the time I got home and found it, the pharm had closed. I did not go back out for the BBQ.
My best scar is on my knee from wiping out on the post-snow gravel covered blacktop. While chasing a boy. To fight with him.
I had to get six stitches in my chin from showing off for a boy. I was four and rode my wheeled giraffe into a brick fireplace. It was supposed to wheelie up--that's what it had done all the other times.
That time I came smashing down on the edge instead.
Not sure if he was impressed.
Man, I loved that giraffe.
And that fireplace.
And I kinda liked the boy.
Liese, that is pretty awesome.
Ferrari is being investigated because their barcode livery amounts to subliminal advertising for Marlboro.
Idiots. It's not subliminal.
It's clever, but it's not subliminal. It's the barcode for Marlboro.
While chasing a boy. To fight with him.
Ah, young love.
I have never had an injury, Buffista-ish or otherwise.
I'd like to say all four of my scars came from fighting pirates, but that wouldn't be quite accurate. Fell out of a highchair, hit by a swing, cut on a mudflap, and ran smack into a barbed wire fence at night.
Hee. That`s a great story, ita. I didn`t like the boy I was chasing, but I did like the boy who was my counterpart in masterminding the whole scheme wherein we were chasing and fighting. We were co-conspirators, and so got along even though we were purportedly battling each other. All the other kids eventually got caught and punished for fighting, but he & I never got in trouble. It was all our fault but only our trusty minions paid.
I have never had an injury, Buffista-ish or otherwise.
Uh huh.
Most recent stupid injury - burning myself on a cigarette while trying to fish something out of my purse. Yes, I was drunk.
It was all our fault but only our trusty minions paid.
Reason #17 why minions are important.
It was all our fault but only our trusty minions paid.
You missed your calling as a Wall-Street executive.
