It was all our fault but only our trusty minions paid.
Reason #17 why minions are important.
I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 02, 2010 5:36:25 pm PDT #26929 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - May 02, 2010 5:37:06 pm PDT #26930 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It was all our fault but only our trusty minions paid.
You missed your calling as a Wall-Street executive.
Liese S. - May 02, 2010 5:41:35 pm PDT #26931 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Now that I`m remembering it, it is also clear to me that my best friend`s neighbor boy must have had a crush on me. He lied not once but twice to get me out of trouble. Once he erased my name on the board and wrote his over it, but the teacher remembered and I still had to stay in from recess. But this time he lied and said I wasn`t involved in the fighting even though I`m pretty sure he was sporting an injury I`d inflicted at the time. That one worked and I never got busted, despite corroborating evidence from other kids. Terrible! I remember me and my crush boy co-conspirator gloating, but it didn`t occur to me at the time why I had escaped unscathed.
§ ita § - May 02, 2010 5:42:46 pm PDT #26932 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd like to say all four of my scars came from fighting pirates
You're not seriously saying you only have four scars, Gud? You can still see the scar I got from the cut on my forehead from being born, and my life just went on like that from there.
sarameg - May 02, 2010 5:45:05 pm PDT #26933 of 30001
I still think I win for overseas travel: dented by a dhow, damnit.
smonster - May 02, 2010 5:47:24 pm PDT #26934 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
What's a dhow?
megan walker - May 02, 2010 5:47:41 pm PDT #26935 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Well, my first attempt at pizza was an unmitigated failure, but the tequila sunrise was delicious.
tommyrot - May 02, 2010 5:52:16 pm PDT #26936 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What's a dhow?
I at least knew it was some kind of sailboat.
A dhow (Arabic,داو) is a traditional Arab sailing vessel with one or more lateen sails. It is primarily used to carry heavy items along the coast like fruit, ect. along the coasts of the Arabian Peninsula, Pakistan, India and East Africa.
smonster - May 02, 2010 5:56:15 pm PDT #26937 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ooo, here's a good stupid one. I went running in Moldova with my host sister. We did one circuit and while waiting to see if she wanted to go again, I jogged backwards, slowly. On an unpaved road. Stepped in a hole, sprained the shit out of my ankle, and that was it for running for a long while. I'm lucky I didn't tear anything, but the ankle does still pop.
Gudanov - May 02, 2010 6:01:11 pm PDT #26938 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
You're not seriously saying you only have four scars, Gud?
Pretty much. Only four of any consequence, anyhow.