Okay, listing REAL ones takes away from the side-splitting HI-larity of my fake ones.

Oh come on, we're an accident prone people. And we can laugh about it now.

My most recent stupid injury: paper cut on my finger. Except it wasn't paper, it was the lid of a tub of yogurt. Who'd think that had cutting power?

OK, all the clothing is upstairs, except the drag stuff, which is still hanging on a thingie in the garage. Need to do like, one or two more trips so there's nothing in the car when I drive to the airport tomorrow.

Bad forgotten thing: I didn't go to the old place and call the power company and read the meter (and I need someone to pretend to be the landlord to read the meter. Um.)

Other bad thing: Can't find like, four shoes (the matches to pairs). Where the hell are they?? I'm hoping they did not mysteriously fall out while dragging them to my car or some shit. Cause at least two are favorites (one is my most comfy summer sandals!). Grr. Also...I have too many shoes.

Have not put any clothes AWAY, they are all spread across the bedroom and on my bed. Contemplating cool drink. Want beer, but suspect it would make me lazy(ier)

I'm sorry, you guys -- I can recommend taking Monday off work, but I can't take another day between now and Wednesday!

Wait, are we taking Tuesday off? Why? I'm WFH Tuesday - does that count?

I just need Wednesday to get here -- it's when I have the last interview for what I hope will be my new job.

Me: Mild sprain of ankle, caught between seat and legs of desk chair.

Other Buffista injuries:

Billytea: hurled javelin into back of own head.

Me: Scratched cornea from bagel crumb. Electric shock from alfredo sauce.

Scars I have known:
Falling off the monkey bars
Brushing by a broken china door knob
Bagel slicing

I have a bagel scar!

Did Gud ever hurt himself trying to couch flip?

I have a ton of stupid injuries, but I'm not sure any of them are particularly Buffista-ish.